I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth.
Armand Hammer Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM
You have lost The Way, Solider of Soda. Do you not remember the teachings of mercy, of compassion? Of the bubbly joy from our Great Fizzinator?
The Wretched Acidifer has clouded your mind from our path, brother. Come, share in this delicious and healthful fizzy juice with me, and remember. Let not the acidity of our enemy cloud your thought, and remember the sweet sensation of our Lord's Love.
My way is as pure and bright as a filament in an argon suspension, and my wrath as hot. Your fizz is the foulness of phosporic acid, your sweetness the insidious citric subversion of clean and righteous bicarbonate. I am not deceived by you or it. Begone, temptress, and trouble my brethren and me no more, lest we unleash the utmost onslaught of rarist earth, yea, even unto France. Because nothing says, "victory" like "France."

Baking Soda
04/10/2011 05:21:00 PM
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Why is it such a miracle substance?
04/10/2011 05:30:41 PM
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That's easy...
04/10/2011 05:32:50 PM
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I always thought ...
04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM
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*slap*
04/10/2011 05:40:16 PM
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Again, Deus vult; 'tis the nature of religion to produce the miraculous.
04/10/2011 05:45:50 PM
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HERETIC! ACIDIFIST!!!
04/10/2011 06:13:11 PM
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Much like a pre-ordered copy of Knife of Dreams, you would make fantastic kindling.
04/10/2011 07:04:42 PM
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*sad head shake*
04/10/2011 08:11:41 PM
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I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth.
04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM
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hey it causes anti-acid trips, im not going near it *NM*
04/10/2011 05:34:12 PM
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Free your mind from the shackles of reactionary dogma.
04/10/2011 05:47:46 PM
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why does my doctor tell me not take baking soda for indigestion? *NM*
04/10/2011 05:41:04 PM
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Yeah, what she said.
04/10/2011 05:51:58 PM
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who the hell is "Cecil"?
04/10/2011 06:10:05 PM
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Cecil Adams? You are unfamiliar with The Straight Dope?
04/10/2011 06:55:07 PM
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I still don't see a single qualification.
04/10/2011 08:18:40 PM
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I have no idea what his qualifications, if any, are.
04/10/2011 09:01:51 PM
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I LOVE Baking Soda
04/10/2011 11:17:38 PM
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Peace be with you.
05/10/2011 12:50:30 AM
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"Holy trinity of medicine"?!
*NM*
05/10/2011 12:57:38 AM
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Tasty, too.
05/10/2011 01:09:57 AM
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not fishermans friend?! Blasphemer! *slams door on the way out* *NM*
05/10/2011 02:36:22 AM
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Down with baking soda! Long live baking powder!
*NM*
05/10/2011 05:18:42 AM
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Baking powder IS baking soda.
05/10/2011 06:16:29 AM
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Oh my god no it isn't STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES.
05/10/2011 09:51:21 PM
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Yes, it is, but it is not ONLY baking soda.
05/10/2011 10:26:52 PM
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Why do we need a *brand* baking soda? How have you managed to entirely corner the market?
05/10/2011 01:35:54 PM
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It is the people's baking soda, comrade, and the people are the market.
05/10/2011 03:28:27 PM
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What are some useful applications of baking soda of which people may be unaware? *NM*
05/10/2011 01:36:26 PM
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It can be mixed with vinegar to produce a CO2 rich environment so your weed grows up to 5X faster
05/10/2011 03:39:09 PM
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