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In my imagination it went down something like this: Lews_TherinThelamon Send a noteboard - 21/09/2011 04:22:08 PM
Congress: So, we're thinking about taking away DADT.

USMC: NO! We don't want any gay people in the marines! We will now hold our breath and do push-ups until you change your mind.

US Army: Whatever. Everyone in the Air Force is gay anyhow...

US Air Force: No, we're not! You're thinking about the Navy!

US Navy: You just hate say so because we have these fabulous uniforms and yours look like something the cat dragged in. Does this aircraft carrier makes us look fat?

A passage of time...
Congress: We did it anyway, so now you'll have to accept gays.


US Army: Oh, well, I guess there'll be some friction, but it'll work out for us. But the marines... they'll throw a shitstorm now I guess.

US Air Force: Yeah, some gay guys will try for it, something will go FUBAR and they'll sue and the whole USAF reputation will go down in the sink.

US Navy: I think they're just afraid to face their own sexuality.

USMC(Stops doing push-ups, takes a deep breath): The Marine Corps? Tarnishing the USAF reputation? AFRAID? MARINES ARE NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! WE'LL SHOW YOU! we're going to have the best gays! Our gays will crush the army's gays! We'll show you! OOORAAAH! SEMPER FI! SEMPER FI!
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USMC first to fight - 21/09/2011 03:36:17 PM 1040 Views
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That is the optimal word for it. - 23/09/2011 01:14:18 AM 745 Views
In my imagination it went down something like this: - 21/09/2011 04:22:08 PM 601 Views
Something went wrong here... - 21/09/2011 04:23:04 PM 550 Views
There could be some truth to that - 21/09/2011 04:34:36 PM 634 Views
They need military chaplains, right? *NM* - 21/09/2011 04:36:06 PM 245 Views
not in the marines - 21/09/2011 04:45:48 PM 556 Views
I had a friend who was a Navy chaplain attached to the Marine Corps. - 21/09/2011 07:23:10 PM 635 Views
also - 21/09/2011 04:51:15 PM 549 Views
That actually sounds about right. - 21/09/2011 08:17:02 PM 609 Views
Very interesting, but encouraging. - 21/09/2011 08:28:38 PM 660 Views
The answer on women in combat: - 21/09/2011 10:07:04 PM 715 Views
I still worry about how the men will react. - 22/09/2011 02:33:15 AM 724 Views
Well, you can worry about what might happen. - 22/09/2011 09:17:02 AM 532 Views
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Probably. - 22/09/2011 04:33:49 PM 606 Views
The Lynndie England case makes my point - 22/09/2011 06:16:32 PM 633 Views
The Lynndie England case is debatable. - 22/09/2011 07:28:53 PM 737 Views
sorry not interested in arguing rhetoric *NM* - 22/09/2011 09:01:04 PM 219 Views
The US Army Field Manual is policy, not rhetoric. - 22/09/2011 09:44:58 PM 544 Views
no Joel the rheotoric is all you - 22/09/2011 10:45:29 PM 519 Views
I thought there was a reason I loved The USMC. *NM* - 21/09/2011 08:39:50 PM 242 Views
Good story. - 21/09/2011 10:01:33 PM 559 Views
This kind of reminds me of Full Metal Jacket... - 21/09/2011 10:49:57 PM 583 Views
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