I've thought this was neat ever since I saw what's-her-name do it on the Surreal Life when she was trying to seduce Greg Brady.


For the uninitiated, it's basically exactly what it sounds like. Take one (1) Naked Girl. Put her on a table (face up). Artfully arrange sushi (and ornamental grass/flowers, if desired) on her.

Serve cold.


Now, I just convinced a female friend of mine to do this for her boyfriend, since the sushi place she wanted to bring him to isn't doing Happy Hour this week.

Unfortunately, she plans to make it a private affair, and shot down my idea of a big potluck-style gathering, where we all bring food to eat off of her. I make awesome rosemary garlic mashed potatoes; I'm just saying.


I suppose the link I've included as an example is NSFW, although all of the good bits are obscured by delicious sushi.