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i have to because i have two PhotoJim Send a noteboard - 22/09/2009 09:05:21 PM
Always happy to hold forth on a subject about which I only know a little.

1) If you could choose which month your baby would come to the world, would you have a preference? If you're a woman, do you consider seasons and pregnancy stages?

May would be an excellent month to be born. Not going to mess with a holiday gift. Summer gifts get the whole summer to use them.

2) If you could choose, what would be the ideal time interval between consecutive siblings?

18-24 months. Close enough to be friends, but a year of school between them.

3) If you could choose, would you chosse to have twins or triplets or a single baby?

Single. Who in their right mind would choose triplets? (well, it seems to work out ok in the porn movies, but I mean to actually give birth to triplets not HAVE triplets.)

4) Do you like buying baby clothes? And toys?

No. They are basically noisy smelly parasites until they are toddlers. Then around 5-6 they start being cool.

5) Have you really noticed pregant women having a weird, really weird, behaviour (behavior for Joel)?

There is always the random crying bouts.

6) Do you think children are totally overrated?

No. 50% of the time they are inconvenient and a total PITA. 40% of the time you are a slave to your children. 10% of the time they make me happier than I care to admit. It's that 10% that makes the rest worthwhile.

7) What are your prime considerations in the choosing of a school?

Location, cost, religious agenda.

8) Already in kindergarten?

I finished Kindergarten years ago. So did my kids.

9) Have you considered what would happen to your children if you passed away, if so have you taken some legal steps?

Have enough insurance to pay off the house and cars. They would stay with my parents. No legal steps, but several illegal ones.

10) How was your day today?

I've had better. of course I've had worse too.
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!

Not to be rude but who are you? And I suppose equally important, where are we?

The Wotmaniac formerly known as nomad.
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