Yet another exciting adventure in the land spam forgot known as RAFO. Say it as one word and it sounds like someone sneezing.

Join wads and the delectable eatbugs as they are threatened by the evil forces of the luddspamites. Will they be rescued by Quail Master and will Balwer be too drunk to spam? All these questions to be answered....

oh wait they're all gone.

Nevertheless I must carry on.

After successfully invading that horrible land of suffering, servitude and devilry known as the US the past two years running and liberating scores of spam cans -btw did you know that they really do sell spam at McDonalds in Hawaii? GROSS....ok I was tempted- it is time to move on with phase two of my evil plan to spam the world. True subjugating the US proved to be slightly more difficult than I thought two whole trips -I did like vegas btw- but I'm still young. Compared to my dad Druid anyway.

I have to invade that land of singed sheeps heads and rotted shark meat. Finish this sentence....Onwards the .......... rotted shark invasion.

Also I need to know if I can carry spam through customs to get into the UK which I believe is also known as London. can I carry spam into Dublin and can I buy spam at Oktoberfest? sPamretzel?

May the world shudder at my approach!

Actually I'm really not all that heavy.

I'm bored. Is there anyone actually alive on this board or is everyone out killing and eating babies these days and making porn movies with dead people?