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I can fix that, you know. Nate Send a noteboard - 07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM
Where's that heart smiley?

What? We use words here? My, my, what is the internet coming to?


With 47 daily doses of my patented Bibliocream, your stomach will convert extra protein into the building blocks of tangible words, which will spill out of your mouth instead of sound when you try to talk. I've recently upgraded it to include numbers, symbols, and emoticons, and to remove unnecessary words and phrases such as "lawsuit," "reckless endangerment," "twisted experiment," and "I will murder everything you love." Everything I love is cryogenically frozen in a safe location, so the joke's on you.

How are you, Nate?

Apart from the spider cake; I don't want to hear any more about that.


I'm pretty good. Enjoying my new job and my new city still, enjoying living with my fiance, looking to get back into writing stories that I'll just post up for free for everyone to read. I had spider cake for lunch. The best part is that when they try to escape by crawling back up, you get to taste them again. How are things on your crazy side of the ocean?
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay? Nate - 07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM 897 Views
I freaking love you. *NM* Amyrlin - 07/07/2011 07:25:28 PM 313 Views
Ma'am, I'd like to make you an offer. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:32:17 PM 574 Views
But I like ice schrapnel Stephen - 07/07/2011 07:40:18 PM 536 Views
That's my kind of talk. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:34:14 PM 549 Views
Amy needs to get in line Camilla - 07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM 542 Views
I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM 590 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM 539 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:10:34 PM 528 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:14:03 PM 525 Views
You word write good. Tigr - 07/07/2011 10:36:39 PM 497 Views
Sounds like you need my Degabbledizer. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:48:03 PM 540 Views
There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies. TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM 527 Views
~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM 517 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:57:23 AM 505 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 02:00:03 AM 460 Views
Re: Best post in fifteen years. Gaps - 08/07/2011 06:04:31 AM 582 Views
I spent days perfecting the leg to abdomen ratio. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:16:42 PM 531 Views
How can one tell? nossy - 08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM 565 Views
Badgers are mean drunks. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM 547 Views
Wait, moondog is rocket powered now? Joel - 08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM 518 Views
Another satisfied customer! Nate - 08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM 525 Views
I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM 852 Views
I have read this a few times and I don't buy it! Beqi - 08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM 519 Views
It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM 535 Views
Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM 595 Views
Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 588 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 529 Views
You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM 556 Views
What use do we have for natural ingredients? We're scientists. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 11:13:39 PM 574 Views
Is it tasty? Can it be fed to Fudgies? *NM* Danu - 09/07/2011 08:33:34 PM 357 Views
Bionic Cream is delicious. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:56:41 PM 488 Views
If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed. TaskmasterJack - 10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM 617 Views
You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). Nate - 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM 521 Views
Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM 526 Views
Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment Obsidian Ashaman - 11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM 536 Views
Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 553 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 524 Views
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