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Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. Your computer will self-destruct in exactly X wahooka Send a noteboard - 21/09/2009 08:47:37 PM
seconds. Have a nice day.

Now that I have internets again, I've gone around and updated bits and bobs around the site. One of the things I added was a page load time bit at the bottom of every page.

At the moment it's just a boring "This page was generated in 5 million seconds" type thing, so what I need from everyone is suggestions for slightly more witty sentances.

What I'm looking for is references to all Sci-Fi & Fantasy literature (not just WoT, so don't resubmit all the old ones from wotmania :P) as well as related TV shows and movies.

Leave your suggestions as replies to this thread (please don't NB them to me!), and at some point in the next few weeks I'll gather them together, whip them into shape and get them on the site!


Let's see what you've got, then!
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Page load time suggestions Nebhead - 20/09/2009 09:37:49 PM 4004 Views
This thread is omnipresent across all the boards. Craig - 20/09/2009 09:47:57 PM 1899 Views
Yea, that kinda bothered me too. *NM* Kronin al'Sulc - 20/09/2009 09:48:34 PM 964 Views
Ah, feck. Nebhead - 20/09/2009 09:50:44 PM 1834 Views
Fixed Nebhead - 20/09/2009 09:58:29 PM 1723 Views
But! Craig - 20/09/2009 10:11:52 PM 1674 Views
test *NM* Craig - 20/09/2009 10:12:42 PM 965 Views
Nope. Craig - 20/09/2009 10:14:14 PM 1677 Views
Yeah. It's a CMB post that's simply visible from all boards. Nebhead - 20/09/2009 10:29:42 PM 1651 Views
It just threw me off... Craig - 20/09/2009 10:57:03 PM 1954 Views
It is because Ben is a clever cookie. *NM* Camilla - 21/09/2009 12:52:28 PM 1003 Views
this page calculated the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything in x moondog - 21/09/2009 02:09:48 AM 1772 Views
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1 green and 3 colorless mana were tapped to summon this page. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 21/09/2009 05:22:53 PM 859 Views
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This should be included as a tribute to Jordan. Joel - 22/09/2009 07:41:15 PM 1381 Views
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If you strike this page down, it shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. *NM* Corwin - 21/09/2009 09:39:21 PM 906 Views
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Created by nebhead in... *NM* Murtach74 - 22/09/2009 01:15:37 AM 868 Views
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Yes! I was trying to think of a Watership Down one. Awesome. *NM* Burr - 22/09/2009 04:41:00 AM 811 Views
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X seconds ago superstition and the sword ruled. *NM* Jedi Wolf Sister - 22/09/2009 02:15:57 AM 915 Views
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oldies cont: this page jaunted in X seconds; this page assembled an ansible in x seconds *NM* NaClH2O - 22/09/2009 02:31:45 AM 983 Views
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There can be only one page per x seconds. *NM* ranagrande - 22/09/2009 07:03:38 PM 873 Views
This page's x-second mission: to explore strange new worlds... ranagrande - 22/09/2009 07:05:15 PM 1464 Views
This page successfully froze time... but only for X seconds. *NM* Craig - 22/09/2009 07:12:19 PM 867 Views
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I love this one. Avendesora - 23/09/2009 02:36:15 PM 1627 Views
This page was delayed by x seconds, it was trying to make sense of a sentence in Anathem. *NM* jh - 22/09/2009 07:47:03 PM 880 Views
Tash managed x seconds before using Cleanandor™ on Samuel L. Jackson *NM* jh - 22/09/2009 07:48:48 PM 844 Views
Re: Page load time suggestions *NM* jiggy - 22/09/2009 08:26:37 PM 866 Views
This page was seduced by predeterminism theory in x seconds *NM* jh - 23/09/2009 12:47:21 PM 839 Views
This page has been so worried it hasn't buffed its shoes in x days. *NM* jh - 23/09/2009 12:49:16 PM 822 Views
Time [x seconds] is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment. *NM* jh - 23/09/2009 12:51:59 PM 933 Views
This page will rendevous with Rama in X seconds *NM* Comet Sedai - 24/09/2009 01:07:48 AM 837 Views
Great one. That is one of the best SF-novels ever. Behind Solaris.. *NM* Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:23:28 PM 915 Views
This page sang that there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese for X seconds *NM* Comet Sedai - 24/09/2009 01:08:31 AM 905 Views
This page bravely turned its tail and fled in x seconds. *NM* jh - 24/09/2009 09:58:54 AM 917 Views
It took the scales x seconds to decide whether this page was a witch or not. *NM* jh - 24/09/2009 09:59:59 AM 932 Views
This page was turned into a newt for x seconds. It got better. *NM* jh - 24/09/2009 10:01:20 AM 815 Views
How about some related to Hyperion Cantos ... Shishka - 24/09/2009 02:04:58 PM 1294 Views
This page found "the song" in x seconds Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:25:24 PM 1433 Views
This page proclaimed: "Oh my God, it's full of stars!" x seconds after arriving at readandfindout Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:31:52 PM 1607 Views
This page deactivated HAL9000 in less than x seconds *NM* Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:32:44 PM 916 Views
This page uncovered the true nature of V'ger x seconds before Kirk Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:34:54 PM 1460 Views
A copy of this page was created by the "ocean" on Solaris in x seconds *NM* Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:36:49 PM 940 Views
The Uruk Hai killed this page in x seconds *NM* Fantasy - 27/09/2009 04:19:23 AM 926 Views
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This page had breakfast x seconds ago. Now it is time for second breakfast. *NM* jh - 27/09/2009 12:57:50 PM 880 Views
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