Blue spruce: I'm only prickly on the outside, baby.
American Chestnut: I'm the last one of my kind and I'm dying. Will you deny me love?
Lodgepole pine: Come on baby, light my fire.
or: I'm very flexible.
Pedunculate oak: Wanna go to my place and look at my ecosystem?
Norway spruce: I'm vanilla flavoured when I'm soft, wanna find out what flavour I have when I'm hard?
Large-leaved lime: I'm ribbed for your pleasure.
Small-leaved lime: I'm all sticky and sweet, wanna do something about it?
European yew: It's okay if you spit out my seed.
Pockenholtz: You'll never find anyone as hard as me.
Empress tree: My growth will surprise you.
Virtually any tree: You're so hot my stomata are wide open.
American Chestnut: I'm the last one of my kind and I'm dying. Will you deny me love?
Lodgepole pine: Come on baby, light my fire.
or: I'm very flexible.
Pedunculate oak: Wanna go to my place and look at my ecosystem?
Norway spruce: I'm vanilla flavoured when I'm soft, wanna find out what flavour I have when I'm hard?
Large-leaved lime: I'm ribbed for your pleasure.
Small-leaved lime: I'm all sticky and sweet, wanna do something about it?
European yew: It's okay if you spit out my seed.
Pockenholtz: You'll never find anyone as hard as me.
Empress tree: My growth will surprise you.
Virtually any tree: You're so hot my stomata are wide open.
Tree pic-up lines let have some fun
13/05/2011 02:44:53 AM
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Hm,,,
13/05/2011 05:52:01 PM
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Excellent *NM*
13/05/2011 07:14:23 PM
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Well, these university years must be good for something, right? *NM*
14/05/2011 12:48:24 AM
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The larch will always be your first.
14/05/2011 12:16:06 AM
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Re: The larch will always be your first.
14/05/2011 02:17:29 AM
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Best Genre Parody Film.
14/05/2011 03:15:59 AM
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