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*supports your roundier parts* TaskmasterJack Send a noteboard - 11/04/2011 10:41:24 PM

1. Are you currently following any kind of weight loss/fitness plan?


I eat these new Strawberry flavored Hostess cupcakes and watch Netflix.

2. If so, have you been doing this for a while?


No, I used to eat the chocolate ones.

3. How's that working for ya?


My weight has been consistent. Sometimes I purposely put the television remote further away. It's tripled my daily walking distance.

4. Have any advice? (If you're Tom, you don't need to tell me that I should just run and eat what I want within reason. I apparently have a special kind of chub that is impervious to this plan.:P)


Stuff your bra to a ridiculous degree. If your breasts are either in proportion to, or exceed your waistline by 200%, no one will notice your other attributes.

5. Would you like to be supported in this endeavor? I've got an excellent guilt-trip.


Actually, while you're in a chore doing mood, I don't have a Chipotle near me... could you bring me a Carnitas Burrito?
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Time for some community support. nossy - 11/04/2011 07:34:18 PM 2224 Views
Re: <supports!> Danae al'Thor - 11/04/2011 07:42:49 PM 892 Views
Ooo nossy - 11/04/2011 07:51:37 PM 922 Views
Re: I'm not susceptible! Danae al'Thor - 11/04/2011 08:10:53 PM 992 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 11/04/2011 07:46:19 PM 893 Views
I followed (some of) your progress nossy - 11/04/2011 07:50:54 PM 916 Views
Yes! Sareitha Sedai - 11/04/2011 07:59:35 PM 845 Views
I think elastic would be more supporting than I LadyLorraine - 11/04/2011 07:47:16 PM 887 Views
heh nossy - 11/04/2011 07:49:34 PM 861 Views
Yah, I don't have that blessing. *NM* LadyLorraine - 11/04/2011 07:53:21 PM 379 Views
You should just run and eat whatever you want within reason. Tom - 11/04/2011 07:50:32 PM 986 Views
Thanks. Helpful. nossy - 11/04/2011 08:19:45 PM 953 Views
I would get rid of any beans in your diet. Tom - 11/04/2011 10:24:58 PM 878 Views
What's wrong with beans? *NM* Vivien - 11/04/2011 11:19:29 PM 455 Views
The musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 11/04/2011 11:25:08 PM 366 Views
That's if you eat them in high quantities and low frequencies. Vivien - 11/04/2011 11:40:30 PM 837 Views
In a response that is not related to flatulence: Tom - 12/04/2011 07:05:46 PM 963 Views
Re: You should just run and eat whatever you want within reason. aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 01:47:24 AM 896 Views
I don't eat much bread at all. (I go into much DETAIL on this topic) Vivien - 12/04/2011 02:18:19 AM 922 Views
Your points make sense aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 02:45:07 AM 698 Views
I get this response every single time. Vivien - 12/04/2011 02:52:28 AM 746 Views
The last time I pontificated on this topic: Vivien - 12/04/2011 03:04:58 AM 888 Views
Hmm... aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 03:15:25 AM 939 Views
Re: Hmm... Vivien - 12/04/2011 04:01:13 AM 881 Views
Egg beaters aren't fake aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 04:23:46 AM 769 Views
Re: Egg beaters aren't fake Vivien - 12/04/2011 04:37:56 AM 842 Views
Mass-produced sliced bread is gross. Fresh tasty bread is delicious. Ghavrel - 12/04/2011 02:23:08 PM 658 Views
Yes. *NM* nossy - 12/04/2011 03:08:17 PM 339 Views
I'm the opposite nossy - 12/04/2011 02:27:17 PM 664 Views
Well. jh - 11/04/2011 07:53:02 PM 888 Views
Re: Well. nossy - 13/04/2011 02:44:30 PM 822 Views
You don't get it. jh - 13/04/2011 03:28:38 PM 772 Views
That would mean nossy - 13/04/2011 03:36:42 PM 725 Views
Certainly not. jh - 13/04/2011 05:53:04 PM 877 Views
Good luck! *NM* ironclad - 11/04/2011 08:30:05 PM 315 Views
Re: Time for some community support. Bergioyn - 11/04/2011 08:39:34 PM 967 Views
I don't know what that means nossy - 13/04/2011 02:46:07 PM 952 Views
Don't know what what means? Bergioyn - 14/04/2011 07:24:54 PM 766 Views
Kilos. nossy - 14/04/2011 07:48:02 PM 1077 Views
Oh. 10 kilos is 22 lbs (that's pound, right?) and 17 kilos is 37 lbs. Bergioyn - 14/04/2011 10:39:53 PM 1226 Views
Re: Time for some community support. @my - 11/04/2011 08:53:08 PM 915 Views
Re: Time for some community support. nossy - 13/04/2011 02:48:47 PM 905 Views
*is supportive* Tigr - 11/04/2011 09:53:02 PM 756 Views
Re: *is supportive* TaskmasterJack - 11/04/2011 10:35:44 PM 797 Views
Ha. Speaking of weight fluctuation... That's probably the exception though. Vivien - 11/04/2011 11:53:24 PM 830 Views
Something tells me this is bunk. nossy - 13/04/2011 02:49:52 PM 886 Views
*supports your roundier parts* TaskmasterJack - 11/04/2011 10:41:24 PM 950 Views
Pft. Boys. nossy - 13/04/2011 02:51:52 PM 767 Views
Don't lose weight quickly! It's weight fluctuation that's bad for you. Vivien - 11/04/2011 11:14:38 PM 1004 Views
Bikinis have a SEASON?! aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 01:35:29 AM 801 Views
Ha ha. *NM* Vivien - 12/04/2011 02:22:12 AM 307 Views
Re: Don't lose weight quickly! It's weight fluctuation that's bad for you. nossy - 13/04/2011 02:55:27 PM 767 Views
Re: Don't lose weight quickly! It's weight fluctuation that's bad for you. Vivien - 14/04/2011 06:53:55 PM 921 Views
Alas, I have fallen off the wagon Mark - 11/04/2011 11:30:58 PM 819 Views
Oops? nossy - 13/04/2011 03:27:11 PM 845 Views
Take long walks before breakfast Lews_TherinThelamon - 11/04/2011 11:37:57 PM 769 Views
Re: Persistence. Gaps - 11/04/2011 11:43:58 PM 920 Views
This is kind of what I'm in school for. Japhy - 12/04/2011 01:20:01 AM 982 Views
I've heard about that! Vivien - 12/04/2011 01:54:19 AM 732 Views
Re: I've heard about that! Japhy - 12/04/2011 05:38:22 PM 840 Views
Tip sheet zarzuelazen - 12/04/2011 01:23:37 AM 869 Views
I can support this aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 01:30:08 AM 1049 Views
You're back! Hi! Ghavrel - 12/04/2011 01:51:48 AM 880 Views
I'm not really back, really aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 02:03:14 AM 1027 Views
.. And they didn't get sick? Vivien - 12/04/2011 02:20:48 AM 937 Views
2 year old Dr Pepper aerocontrols - 12/04/2011 02:31:04 AM 822 Views
fun with food and exercise temeraire - 12/04/2011 03:21:56 AM 787 Views
Chocolate! (dark as sin) Camilla - 12/04/2011 07:57:19 AM 856 Views
"I am in shape! Round is a shape!" Tim - 12/04/2011 09:16:56 AM 787 Views
I need to start exercising again. Kaldric - 12/04/2011 03:59:24 PM 983 Views
*hands you a cup* Joel - 12/04/2011 04:00:08 PM 865 Views
Sorry. I can be of no help. Palatine - 12/04/2011 05:59:42 PM 686 Views
You have been given plenty of advise......I'll just add one little thing. Jeordam - 12/04/2011 06:00:45 PM 905 Views
You didn't tell us what your activity is! *NM* Ghavrel - 14/04/2011 08:00:20 PM 313 Views
Re: Time for some community support. random thoughts - 12/04/2011 06:45:58 PM 756 Views
Good luck! *NM* Avendesora - 13/04/2011 04:36:00 PM 444 Views
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