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No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac Send a noteboard - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM
The Bible clearly states that on the 8th Day, after God rested, when He came out and saw what a mess of things we'd made he created duct tape to to repair things and coffee that we might labor longer. It's very clear on this:

And on the dawn of the eighth did the angel Gabriel awaken The Lord with many a horn blast and did give unto Him the Holy Triple Espresso, and said he to The Lord "Behold! Man hast wrought great damage up Thy Works, Oh Lord!" and The Lord did reach out to the Tree of Eternal Energy [most scholars believe the correct translation is 'bush'] and tookest down some seeds and speaketh He unto Gabriel "Go now, and spread these seeds in the land that shall be known as Columbia, that mortal man may one day have this ambrosia", and thus did The Lord give unto men the Holy Drink Coffee.
I doubt it.


Thank God, to give up coffee is blasphemy

Anyway, that's not what I came here to say.


Wicked deceit, causing of unnecessary panic

Even though I think those of you who want to know probably already do know, I figured that since I whined about people posting more on facebook than here, I should probably make an Announcement.


I avoid facebook

John S. Noopcester and I have gotten engaged. I'm still not sure whether or not this is against my better judgment, but ah well. He waited until I was comfortably in my pajamas before asking me, so at least he appears to have my best interests at heart.


Congratulations! I didn't even know you guys were acquainted in real life.
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Would I be happy w/o coffee? nossy - 18/03/2011 06:39:50 PM 2109 Views
So now your name is going to be Nossy Noopcester? random thoughts - 18/03/2011 06:45:21 PM 1183 Views
As acetastic as that name is, No. nossy - 18/03/2011 06:53:36 PM 1004 Views
I vote yes. You are hereby outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:53:22 AM 458 Views
Unless I can call you Bobert, you get no vote here. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:04 AM 566 Views
Sounds good to me. *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:04:25 AM 415 Views
God help us all. Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 07:10:07 PM 1149 Views
nossy - 18/03/2011 07:26:05 PM 1007 Views
Somebody has to think of the children! Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 08:23:27 PM 978 Views
Oh my gosh. I hadn't even gotten that far. Prospective grandmas and grandpas must be drooling Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:44:17 PM 1183 Views
With disappointment, possibly. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:47:06 AM 1163 Views
Please don't! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:28 AM 457 Views
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sareitha Sedai - 18/03/2011 07:43:47 PM 1102 Views
*covers ears* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:49:09 AM 906 Views
Congratulations! Beqi - 18/03/2011 08:17:13 PM 1001 Views
Thank you, Beqi. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:50:30 AM 549 Views
No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM 1220 Views
Re: No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:54:54 AM 1078 Views
Mmhmm! nossy - 21/03/2011 01:52:22 AM 1149 Views
Who on earth would marry someone from another country that they met online? Tim - 18/03/2011 08:20:37 PM 1073 Views
And he didn't even have to wear a kilt to woo his bride. Unfair. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:55:36 AM 571 Views
Sounds damn crazy to me. Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:26:21 PM 1114 Views
Yeah! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:22:54 PM 1093 Views
No idea. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:54:43 AM 1158 Views
Re: No idea. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:14:26 AM 1021 Views
Nope, snoopcester - 21/03/2011 11:12:47 AM 1120 Views
Re: Nope, TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:41:41 PM 1150 Views
Re: Nope, Rebekah - 21/03/2011 09:45:05 PM 1169 Views
Mine either, honestly. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:00:30 PM 542 Views
Your complexion and hair color is probably best suited to Belle from Beauty and the Beast. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:07:25 PM 555 Views
That's fine - she's fully clothed! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:16:39 PM 565 Views
What awful Disney porn have you been watching?! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:27:30 PM 1116 Views
Um, Jasmine doesn't have much more covering than Ariel. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:31:53 PM 1082 Views
Ariel wears nothing made of cloth at all and is naked except for clams strapped to her nipples. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:51:20 PM 1108 Views
Depends on the weather snoopcester - 21/03/2011 10:07:10 PM 970 Views
Ech, no. nossy - 21/03/2011 03:34:02 PM 923 Views
Re: Ech, no. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:42:24 PM 1155 Views
Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:01:18 PM 1158 Views
Re: Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:10:05 PM 1064 Views
News flash! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:24:02 PM 1163 Views
Re: News flash! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:26:05 PM 920 Views
Strange... nossy - 21/03/2011 10:30:10 PM 1261 Views
Re: Strange... TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:54:48 PM 1163 Views
I call shenanigans! nossy - 22/03/2011 03:17:24 PM 1130 Views
Probably not, no. Joel - 18/03/2011 08:22:39 PM 1074 Views
That's what I thought. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:55:49 AM 456 Views
Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... Helene - 18/03/2011 09:21:25 PM 1192 Views
Re: Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:57:54 AM 1187 Views
lol nossy - 19/03/2011 02:01:11 AM 1126 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:57:16 AM 986 Views
Congrats, darlings ironclad - 18/03/2011 09:23:37 PM 901 Views
Re: Congrats, darlings TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:58:44 AM 929 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:01:39 AM 1136 Views
Congrats to the both of you! *NM* LordPerrin - 18/03/2011 11:25:39 PM 515 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:02:30 AM 443 Views
Well, I don't drink coffee and I'm happy. Lews_TherinThelamon - 18/03/2011 11:50:26 PM 1120 Views
Yeah, but you're a jerkface! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:03:56 AM 1073 Views
That's just the dementia speaking, granny Lews_TherinThelamon - 21/03/2011 10:36:13 PM 1035 Views
Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 12:50:02 AM 1071 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:00:00 AM 1080 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 01:01:54 AM 1193 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:38:17 AM 1120 Views
hehehe Camilla - 19/03/2011 10:07:42 AM 919 Views
Re: hehehe snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:23:51 PM 1005 Views
You should have known it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:05:28 AM 1048 Views
Well, it's easy to see what he sees in you... Smart, pretty, funny... But as for John... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:02:29 AM 1062 Views
Don't forget "modest!" nossy - 21/03/2011 02:06:59 AM 940 Views
Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. Aeryn - 19/03/2011 01:04:02 AM 977 Views
Re: Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:36:45 AM 1154 Views
LOL why? ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:14:04 PM 1092 Views
What are you saying? Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:18:27 PM 1149 Views
Does it seem like it should be one? *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:08:20 AM 584 Views
Congratulations Mark - 19/03/2011 01:52:03 AM 948 Views
Thank you, dear. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:06 AM 1132 Views
Congrats, Jen and John *NM* Kel - 19/03/2011 02:15:06 AM 569 Views
Thanks Kel. Did you ever post those pics?! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:39 AM 556 Views
Oh. Oops. Kel - 22/03/2011 03:26:07 PM 1114 Views
How long ago did I say this was gonna happen, eh? Danu - 19/03/2011 02:54:47 AM 1125 Views
It's been a long time, so probably forever ago. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:11:28 AM 542 Views
Interesting Sports_Gambler - 19/03/2011 05:48:05 AM 1087 Views
Eh? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:12:25 AM 1082 Views
Coffee is a sensual experience Sports_Gambler - 21/03/2011 03:14:28 AM 1068 Views
tehanu - 19/03/2011 06:12:29 AM 1005 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:21:20 PM 910 Views
You are not! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:14:20 AM 1125 Views
See? snoopcester - 21/03/2011 12:57:36 PM 904 Views
Thank you nossy - 21/03/2011 02:13:29 AM 1199 Views
I am Floffe - 19/03/2011 08:05:18 AM 960 Views
You're also magical. No fair. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:15:58 AM 427 Views
Congratulations both of you. Stephen - 19/03/2011 09:35:32 AM 1037 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:16:49 AM 1000 Views
Congrats here too. Rebekah - 19/03/2011 10:16:13 AM 984 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:24:26 PM 986 Views
nossy - 21/03/2011 02:19:46 AM 1084 Views
Congrats Larry - 19/03/2011 01:57:47 PM 1105 Views
Thanks Larry. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:21:26 AM 1156 Views
Ha! Larry - 21/03/2011 10:21:48 PM 1060 Views
It was winter! And raining. I don't particularly consider being struck by lightning to be an nossy - 21/03/2011 10:25:45 PM 1032 Views
It's 80 right now Larry - 21/03/2011 10:44:15 PM 866 Views
Congratulations. Spriteling - 19/03/2011 02:08:49 PM 1014 Views
thanks nossy - 21/03/2011 02:24:19 AM 1002 Views
OMG, Jen! ßelals Girl - 19/03/2011 06:50:30 PM 1211 Views
GMO! I know! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:27:26 AM 1097 Views
Congratulations!!! Milla - 19/03/2011 07:16:10 PM 903 Views
Thank you! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:28:43 AM 576 Views
I for one did not in fact know. Legolas - 20/03/2011 01:57:38 AM 1125 Views
Pft, you totally should have known! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:30:08 AM 1179 Views
that's lovely! congratulations... i also had no clue, but it's because we aren't friends on fb. *NM* temeraire - 20/03/2011 02:14:13 AM 511 Views
Thank you. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:08 AM 567 Views
Congrats to you guys *NM* Kit - 20/03/2011 06:39:35 AM 562 Views
Thanks Kit. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:53 AM 522 Views
Congrats! *NM* Bergioyn - 20/03/2011 09:35:57 AM 537 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:32:51 AM 545 Views
Congratulations Colonel Logain - 20/03/2011 10:00:46 AM 1076 Views
Thanks, and ew, no. It won't stay in my brain. I'm not sure it even gets past the eyes. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:34:25 AM 546 Views
No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:31:12 PM 1044 Views
Re: No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:19:38 PM 1021 Views
Maxwell House? Hills Brothers? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:36:22 AM 1207 Views
Good luck Larry - 21/03/2011 10:22:46 PM 1131 Views
Thanks everyone. *NM* snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:18:46 PM 549 Views
Look at you, trying to show me up! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:40:02 AM 1106 Views
Does this mean you'll be drinking tea in the future? Elaine - 20/03/2011 02:18:15 PM 1071 Views
I drink tea now, but I'm pretty sure coffee will have to remain top dog. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:38:10 AM 1116 Views
That's okay then. Elaine - 22/03/2011 01:03:51 PM 1104 Views
Congratulations! *NM* Macharius - 20/03/2011 05:25:35 PM 446 Views
Thanks, nuudlekid. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:41:08 AM 1034 Views
Avendesora - 20/03/2011 06:58:34 PM 970 Views
Thank you Ave. Those better be some totally organic best wishes! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:42:20 AM 563 Views
Are you serious? Because this is not the type of thing that you should say and then tell me you were Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:41:27 PM 1069 Views
Re: Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:44:23 PM 1113 Views
We don't announce jokes, darl ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:53:39 PM 1181 Views
I do. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:17:06 AM 580 Views
I just want to make it clear that I had nothing to do with this joke and it is all Nossy's fault! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 08:40:33 PM 1060 Views
Hahaha. Snoop put me up to it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:44:13 AM 1090 Views
Another magnificient specimen of manhood bites the dust! Druid - 21/03/2011 01:32:35 AM 1100 Views
Nah, he hates gardening. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:16 AM 1269 Views
Yay! Congrats! *NM* globug0822 - 21/03/2011 02:18:18 AM 557 Views
Thank you Glo. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:53 AM 566 Views
I kind of figured you already were. :/ Cockatiel of Doom - 21/03/2011 04:14:15 AM 1115 Views
No jumping the gun! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:07 PM 1149 Views
Yeah, it's a broom everywhere but Texas. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:11:13 PM 415 Views
Re: No jumping the gun! Cockatiel of Doom - 22/03/2011 01:41:44 AM 1238 Views
Yes! Vivien - 21/03/2011 04:24:35 AM 1044 Views
No! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:57 PM 1058 Views
Congrats you two. Jacob - 21/03/2011 12:40:35 PM 877 Views
Thanks Jake. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:03:35 PM 935 Views
Congratulations. *NM* Kaldric - 22/03/2011 12:39:27 PM 571 Views
Congratulations! @my - 22/03/2011 07:21:01 PM 1035 Views
Ah, he knew you wouldn't run away into the streets once you were in your PJs. Congratulations! *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:03:13 AM 462 Views
HIGH5s. Kuke - 25/03/2011 10:09:51 PM 1156 Views
Duuude nossy - 29/03/2011 09:09:59 PM 1119 Views
It stays up until the wedding dudette *NM* zarzuelazen - 30/03/2011 04:44:55 AM 485 Views
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