Good one!
Here are mine. These are the only two I ever remember.
x^2 threw a party and all the functions came. 2x + 3 was there, sin(x) and cos(x) came together, 1/x straggled in late already drunk, and so on and so forth. Anyway, at one point during the night x^2 noticed e^x sitting in a corner, all alone and sad. So x^2 came up to him and was like, "Buddy, what's the problem?" e^x looked up at him, tears streaming down his face, and said, "I keep trying to integrate myself into the party, but nothing ever happens!"
GREAT I KNOW. This next one is better. It's my favorite joke ever.
Did you hear about the new Lord of the Rings pinball machine?
Yeah, it only accepts Tolkiens.
Here are mine. These are the only two I ever remember.
x^2 threw a party and all the functions came. 2x + 3 was there, sin(x) and cos(x) came together, 1/x straggled in late already drunk, and so on and so forth. Anyway, at one point during the night x^2 noticed e^x sitting in a corner, all alone and sad. So x^2 came up to him and was like, "Buddy, what's the problem?" e^x looked up at him, tears streaming down his face, and said, "I keep trying to integrate myself into the party, but nothing ever happens!"
GREAT I KNOW. This next one is better. It's my favorite joke ever.
Did you hear about the new Lord of the Rings pinball machine?
Yeah, it only accepts Tolkiens.
Insert theme music here.
So this guy walks into a psychologist's office.
- 06/12/2010 02:39:31 PM
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BAD JOKES!
- 06/12/2010 06:23:52 PM
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I cannot understand your first joke. I can't even get past the first line.
- 06/12/2010 07:36:48 PM
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It isn't particularly funny, you're not missing much. *NM*
- 06/12/2010 07:54:44 PM
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*NM*
Please. It was hi-larious.
- 06/12/2010 08:16:55 PM
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- 06/12/2010 09:13:19 PM
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Why is the "d/dt" part funny? I don't get the punchline but I understand the build up *NM*
- 06/12/2010 08:56:53 PM
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Because d/dt of e^x is 0
- 06/12/2010 09:01:35 PM
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I remember this starting a geek fight once
- 06/12/2010 09:23:47 PM
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This is resolved by using the Differential Operator ∂/∂t instead.
- 06/12/2010 09:53:00 PM
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- 06/12/2010 09:13:19 PM
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