I've read TVTropes for... it seems like forever. I can tell you the exact difference between a Xanatos Gambit and a Batman Gambit. I get a nervous tic every time I see the word "egregious," and the phrase

"X. Just X." causes me to punch a baby in the face every time I see it. A baby.

I've learned way more than I ever, ever wanted to about the Whatlety Universe.

I have a username for my computer and my Droid- the Droid username has spoilers disabled, as it's annoying to highlight on a smartphone.

I've come to resent anime, because it's always at the top of any list.

Although I have discovered the Melancohly of Hiruhi whateverzaki, and am entertained by it.

I've managed to remain unpspoiled for Evangelion... just BARELY. But I know all about the movie, the reboot, the reasons for making Evangelion.

I know more than I ever cared to about every iteration of Yu-gi-oh. On the plus side, I found out about the Abridged Series.

I know who Trope-tan is, and can identify most if not all the tropes she embodies.

I hate how many of the tropes are being renamed to boring names, but on the other hand, a lot of the names made no sense unless you understoof the in-joke and had already read the page...

I could go on, but I'm goign to go read the page for Rocky Horror, ok?