I could definitely see room for a holiday where there was some designated location to bust shit up where people could dress up in protective gear and nerf bats and run around breaking stuff, screaming curses (PC or otherwise) and whacking each other with nerf bats, "National hit people and break things day" would be very American and Patriotic I think. Sort of like the infamous fax machine scene from Office Space. We could give out prizes for most hate speech slurs issued in a single breath or least number of blows via nerf bat needed to render an appliance inoperable.