Next, make each rib grow into a female pig (see: Genesis). Raise the pigs from the garbage at your local landfill until they reach a good breeding age, and then purchase a bull. Breed the pigs, selling them off when pork bellies are trading a good price on the Chicago commodities market, and slowly amass a fortune.
And wouldn't you need a male pig for that?
Vigilantibus non dormientibus jura subveniunt.
—Nous disons en allemand : le guerre, le mort, le lune, alors que 'soleil' et 'amour' sont du sexe féminin : la soleil, la amour. La vie est neutre.
—La vie ? Neutre ? C'est très joli, et surtout très logique.
—Nous disons en allemand : le guerre, le mort, le lune, alors que 'soleil' et 'amour' sont du sexe féminin : la soleil, la amour. La vie est neutre.
—La vie ? Neutre ? C'est très joli, et surtout très logique.
I have in my possession, twenty pounds of meat
- 06/11/2010 08:29:26 PM
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Oh, and this had to be said... Put it in a sack and haunt it. *NM*
- 06/11/2010 08:34:29 PM
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Re: Cut the ribs into twenty, single pieces.
- 06/11/2010 09:23:52 PM
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What do you do with the bull, though?
- 06/11/2010 10:29:00 PM
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