I'm bored, what can I say?
1. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Hot air balloons, the founder of Wonder Bread, the original marketed sliced bread, named it after hot air balloons he saw, which he thought was a wonder, and is why the bread has colored balloons on it
2. When you lose a sock in the laundry, what happens to it?
It is my belief that either they are teleported to an alternate dimension where they reside with Bic lighters and pens, which also regularly vanish, or possibly that socks as a species consume their mates to feed their young, so that a pair of socks will eventually result in only one remaining sock of that pair but often some previously unrecognized piece of laundry appearing, occasionally a smaller sock.
3. Can the gummi worms and the marshmellow chicks really live in peace?
Predator and prey is part of nature, I fear it is the gummi worm's lot in life to be consumed.
4. If Jimmy keeps cracking corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
Probably because his master's gone away
5. Do you like cheese?
Yes
6. What is the least useful superpower?
The ability to predict yesterday's lotto numbers
7. Where's Waldo?
here, last time I saw the bastard anyway
8. Middle-of-the-pan brownies or edge brownies?
Mid pan brownies are the superior brownies
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein
King of Cairhien 20-7-2
Chancellor of the Landsraad, Archduke of Is'Mod
- Albert Einstein
King of Cairhien 20-7-2
Chancellor of the Landsraad, Archduke of Is'Mod
Extraordinarily random questions
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Some very non-random answers 
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