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You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM
But...but...I tested so well with women from 30-40 and men from 40-50!

That was a fucken restaurant! It was supposed to be a nice meal with the writers to discuss your upcoming character arc, and you turned it into a magnificent drunken brawl. I mean, I enjoyed it, but the writers thought you were CRAZY.

Ahk! This is bogus! My agent is going to hear about this first thing in the morning.

Wait wait wait, I'll see what I can do. I'll pull some strings. Whatever.

(Mostly cause I hate your agent. She looks at me funny. Also she smells of metal. (Don't tell her I said that.))
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1296 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 944 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 859 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 853 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 944 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 911 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 802 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 870 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1093 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 541 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1037 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 919 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1046 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 944 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 939 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 901 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1067 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1082 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 918 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 948 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1014 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 863 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 863 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 812 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 862 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 902 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 811 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1056 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 891 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 394 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 448 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 966 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 884 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 828 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1057 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1026 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 892 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1106 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1131 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1034 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 918 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 448 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 892 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1039 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 918 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 585 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 804 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 947 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1068 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 903 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1012 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 832 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 385 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 932 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 504 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 814 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 956 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 996 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1098 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 895 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 824 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1022 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 869 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 483 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 940 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 871 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1112 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 847 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 812 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 446 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 872 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 802 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 725 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 457 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 382 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 470 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 837 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 413 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 425 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 404 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 425 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 936 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 912 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 922 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 948 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 920 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1026 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1294 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 400 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 390 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 468 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 416 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 845 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 832 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 868 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 908 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 873 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 944 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 900 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 859 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 902 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1009 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1256 Views
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