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Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke Send a noteboard - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM
I don't say ka-wow, man. Nobody does.

I know! That's what I said!

I would rather my character be in a coma than running around saying ka-wow.

I told them you'd say that. These fucken writers, man. It's some kind of big "Catchphrase Initiative" apparently. They wanted me to keep screaming SHARKS! at strange times during conversations, which, admittedly would have been funny if I'd thought of it. But y'know. Principles. I wouldn't worry about it, we'll just ad-lib 'em to death once the cameras are rolling.

suggestion first: I know we kind of agreed back in May to invest the company's growing monetary resources in pension plans for the employees, but as an employee - and I think I speak for all of my co-workers when I say this - what I really want that money to be spent on is paying Christian Slater to dress in drag and perform Bonnie Tyler's magical, masterful classic tune, Holding Out For A Hero, on live TV.

DONE.
Kuke.
This message last edited by Kuke on 06/10/2010 at 04:50:55 PM
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1223 Views
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My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 766 Views
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*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 832 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 732 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 800 Views
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The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 513 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 967 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 827 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 979 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 874 Views
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Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 995 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1010 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 847 Views
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My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 942 Views
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Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 790 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 741 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 793 Views
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Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 726 Views
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Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 825 Views
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Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1041 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1062 Views
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Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 835 Views
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NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 762 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 369 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 862 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 476 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 748 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 884 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 925 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1031 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 821 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 757 Views
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My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 798 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 456 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 861 Views
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Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 402 Views
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Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 415 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 327 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 445 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 773 Views
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Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 398 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 376 Views
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Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 867 Views
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My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 919 Views
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The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 365 Views
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What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 844 Views
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