Balwer, hey man, Karl here. Kuke's away at the moment -- some kids from the 50s stumbled into Infra-Space and Kuke had to go stop them tearing a hole straight into the future. That was three weeks ago, or seven years in Kuke Time. Last I heard he was hitting up Vegas in '71, but he could be anywhere by now.

I'm trying me best with the posts, pal. He left a bunch of notes but they all seem to be written in gibberish, can't make out a single word. Had to improvise, you know? Actually I was just going to not post anything, but uh, the guy has a rather large selection of wines. Had, rather.

And like, since he fired all those scientists his daily affairs have been kinda hard to look after. Stressful work, I tell ya.

Anyway, I'll tell him you were in touch, next time he calls. He'll love that self-indulgent mediocrity line.

All the best mate.

Yours lustfully,

Karl.