Or it may already be IN my bed, who knows. We don't have cockroaches in the apartment. THis is the first. It was in the middle of the room when I came home and turned on the light. It is so big, at first I thought it was some kind of other bug. It froze. I froze. I was too chickenshit to squash it, so while I looked for something to trap it under (nothing!), it unfroze and ran under my bed. The mofo looks pregnant too.
WHAT DO I DO?
I have to sleep. The bed is huge, unmoveable, and I don't see the monster under there anymore. I'll leave the lights on for the night. What do I need for an exorcism (tomorrow)?
WHAT DO I DO?
I have to sleep. The bed is huge, unmoveable, and I don't see the monster under there anymore. I'll leave the lights on for the night. What do I need for an exorcism (tomorrow)?
"By the time you can SEE even one, there are thousands in your house"?
Francie
The New Black
The New Black
There is a HUGE cockroach under my bed.
21/07/2010 08:27:57 AM
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You'll have to burn down the building. It's the only way to be sure.
21/07/2010 08:34:45 AM
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Ick. Makes me extra glad I live where I do.
21/07/2010 08:59:50 AM
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If Naked Lunch has taught us anything, do not talk to the cockroach or do drugs with it.
21/07/2010 01:18:00 PM
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Am I the only one thinking..
21/07/2010 06:49:35 PM
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Kill IT!
21/07/2010 10:50:00 PM
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