Paraphrase? I'm not interested enough to go read about it.

Which wasn't really the point...the point was that he waited a week and then held a one-hour television show to announce his decision to give everyone in the country the opportunity to hear it at once. It's kind of like if the super-popular captain of the football team is dating the geeky president of the chess club (okay, one of the lesser members of the chess club who barely plays chess well enough to be on the team but they keep her around because they feel sorry for her), and she lets him...erm...deflower her because he promises her that they will always be together, and when he is named prom king he takes the microphone and breaks up with her in front of everyone. And tells her she was a lousy lay.
Man this analogy got away from me in a hurry

If anything, she constantly teased him to the point of almost having sex just enough to bring about excruciating blue ball for years on end and when he finally realized he was never going to get laid, he broke up with her during the morning announcements over the PA system.
It was all his fault that they never closed the deal
And now he's going for a threesome so he doesn't have to figure out how to please his next girlfriend all by himself 
No, he just realized he didn't want a virgin who never puts out, so he found a girl who had been all the way before and would be slam dunk easy.
ugh...LeBron cuts the heart out of his hometown fans on national TV
- 09/07/2010 02:33:09 AM
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Like that scene in Last of the Mohicans?
- 09/07/2010 02:51:29 AM
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Well, I can understand the decision he made
- 09/07/2010 03:06:03 AM
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Re: Well, I can understand the decision he made
- 09/07/2010 03:16:42 AM
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The reaction would have been the same even if he chose to go to Chicago, though *NM*
- 09/07/2010 03:19:35 AM
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well yeah...
- 09/07/2010 03:28:21 AM
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As soon as I heard it was going to be televised I figured he was gone
- 09/07/2010 03:46:00 AM
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Re: Shitty
- 09/07/2010 03:08:30 AM
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That's funny, I thought that was the most compelling part of the one hour special.
- 09/07/2010 06:33:55 AM
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I'm not surprised. He's always been immature and this just proved he doesn't have "it".
- 09/07/2010 04:04:06 AM
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What does HE care.
- 09/07/2010 04:06:26 AM
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actually...
- 09/07/2010 04:23:21 AM
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This is the part that bugs me the most.
- 09/07/2010 02:32:22 PM
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I heard part of the interview..
- 09/07/2010 02:38:43 PM
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I think doing that is a disease that famous people catch.
- 09/07/2010 03:04:59 PM
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Unless one is a fan in Miami, this is terrible for the game, and the NBA will suffer for it.
- 09/07/2010 05:07:06 AM
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Re: Unless one is a fan in Miami, this is terrible for the game, and the NBA will suffer for it.
- 12/07/2010 12:50:44 AM
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I disagree with your subject line and 2/3 of your message content. *NM*
- 12/07/2010 12:56:47 AM
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What did he say?
- 09/07/2010 02:16:08 PM
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I hate the whole ordeal.
- 09/07/2010 05:09:14 PM
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Wait..
- 09/07/2010 07:21:39 PM
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This
- 09/07/2010 07:49:36 PM
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Wow. Take Steroids much?
- 09/07/2010 08:00:28 PM
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that's pretty much the crux of his "fame"
- 09/07/2010 11:08:09 PM
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The real problem with Bonds is that without the roids he'd still be a hall of famer
- 10/07/2010 06:12:32 PM
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Am I the only one who will enjoy watching Miami next season to see how the team plays?
- 09/07/2010 11:04:34 PM
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*NM*