We wait until closing time. I, pretending to be drunk, stumble up to the shop keeper and ask him the time. Mean while, you sneak up behind him and hit him over the head with -wait for it- the keyboard!
Now, we dash inside the shop, Ben puts the shop keeper's clothes on over his own and keeps watch outside the shop. If anyone asks what's going on, shop keeper Ben will tell them we are performing some "late night stock checks". UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE IS BEN TO TELL THEM WE ARE PULLING A HEIST!
.... there the plan fails. If you want Ben not to tell them you are pulling a heist, you have to inform him he is now the shop keeper, and that you are taking an inventory. If he actually believes it there is a small chance he will not tell people it is a heist, even if he might do that anyway for giggles.
Phase 2, Tim -who has been training as a safe cracker- heads to the vault where the good stuff is kept, Dodge takes the cash register and you and I carry three -that's THREE- new keyboards into a van waiting out the back.
We sell two of the keyboards on eBay and some of the proceeds go to charity.
What has Charity ever done for you?
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" - Calvin.
I discovered I could have got 15% off the price of my piano keyboard.
05/07/2010 05:43:19 PM
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Re: I discovered I could have got 15% off the price of my piano keyboard.
05/07/2010 08:28:19 PM
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I bought it a few months ago.
05/07/2010 08:39:28 PM
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I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico. Not.
05/07/2010 09:33:56 PM
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If that ass-sitting thing doesn't work out for you...
05/07/2010 10:17:07 PM
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... *buys popcorn and takes a seat* *NM*
06/07/2010 02:12:53 AM
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Re: I discovered I could have got 15% off the price of my piano keyboard.
06/07/2010 06:06:34 PM
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Ha! Yeah, I did that with my computer. Or was it train ticket?, maybe sun glasses.
07/07/2010 12:13:37 AM
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