She refused, and he growled some more. When that didn't work, he started pleading with her pathetically "for release of his second chakra there. 'There's so much tension being held…'" Still, she refused! Then told him it was time to go. But while she was packing up he grabbed her in "an inescapable embrace" and "caressed my back and buttocks and breasts." She distracted him with a box of chocolates (really!) which backfired when he tried to get her to eat them out of his hand.
lmao
seriously funny stuff
Mook
*MySmiley*
"Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
*MySmiley*
"Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
Suspicions confirmed...Al Gore is a wanker (with an added update)!
24/06/2010 04:06:42 AM
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10 wSE points says this story came into being after his divorce. *NM*
24/06/2010 04:57:25 AM
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And it does him good like it jolly well should?
24/06/2010 10:58:16 AM
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rubbing one out is rubbing one out...
25/06/2010 01:05:21 AM
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Yes, we have confirmed you have suspicions...
24/06/2010 03:33:34 PM
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this kind of story only matters if it is a republican *NM*
24/06/2010 04:35:46 PM
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Only if they're a Family Values politician. Most of whom just happen to be Republicans. *NM*
24/06/2010 09:31:25 PM
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??? Most politicians are Actively pro-Family Values, Gore certainly was *NM*
25/06/2010 12:29:35 AM
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So democrats are against family values?
25/06/2010 03:29:34 AM
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No. But they don't tend to make it a major part of their platform either.
25/06/2010 11:43:02 PM
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Actually both barely use the term 'family values' in their platforms
26/06/2010 12:57:36 AM
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I really could not care any less about the politics of the issue....
26/06/2010 02:51:37 AM
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He was clearly trying to hint at a foot massage. She just misinterpreted and didn't think low enough *NM*
24/06/2010 10:43:08 PM
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Being accused doesn't make him guilty *NM*
25/06/2010 04:55:30 AM
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no, but for the sake of the unintentional comedy, one can hope *NM*
26/06/2010 02:49:05 AM
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wow, that gawker article is disturbingly hilarious
25/06/2010 01:21:42 PM
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yes
26/06/2010 02:47:46 AM
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