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Innovatiion is the key to success! Druid Send a noteboard - 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM
We are concerned that you have overlooked the key issue of how the Norwegian presence would be exported from these shores, due to the ash issues that you consider to make Australia a more suitable environment for Norwegians.
Also there are serious concerns on the ability of Australia to supply the essential food stuffs required for Norwegians to survive - Whales coated in chocolate are, it seems, not available locally.


Sir:

You bring up some useful points.

As to the physical transfer of a thoroughly de-ashed Camilla and any coterie that she may feel necessary to bring along, all she need do is present herself and the aforementioned coterie at Europort, Netherlands, where she can hitch a ride on one of our fine iron ore carriers back to Oz. As these babies can carry about 170,000 tonnes of cargo, Camilla and the 169,999 other refugees from the Ash That Ate Europe will have plenty of room.

As for the necessary foodstuffs, a large vat of chocolate liquor will be provided, gratis, for Camilla. Once she catches her whale she can dip it in the vat.
*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*



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Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:46:41 PM 987 Views
Buy a cheap car and drive it home instead. *NM* jh - 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM 296 Views
Drive across the channel? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:51:34 PM 684 Views
Why not? Can't be that deep? jh - 20/04/2010 09:53:13 PM 645 Views
Re: Why not? Can't be that deep? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:54:17 PM 671 Views
Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:08:29 PM 672 Views
Re: Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:10:29 PM 718 Views
Then it's just as well Tor is the only one who can drive... *NM* Tim - 20/04/2010 10:14:34 PM 288 Views
Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Tim - 20/04/2010 10:16:23 PM 707 Views
Re: Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:18:34 PM 787 Views
No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:35:09 PM 712 Views
Re: No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:53:24 AM 792 Views
Does it have to be Calais? DFDS Seaways website claims to have space on Amsterdam/Newcastle route. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:14:46 PM 716 Views
Re: Does it have to be Calais? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:19:08 PM 832 Views
I poked some websites. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:37:07 PM 748 Views
Re: I poked some websites. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:49 AM 660 Views
Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:18:52 PM 728 Views
Re: Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:21:18 PM 740 Views
It's TER. 16.1 euro standard fare for Lille-Calais. *NM* Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:59:41 AM 264 Views
Buy a ticket from Brussels to Lille Flandres with the NMBS (Belgian), then to Calais with SNCF. Legolas - 20/04/2010 11:30:37 PM 713 Views
Thank you! Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:51:52 AM 844 Views
I have good experiences with Eurostar Bramhodoulos - 20/04/2010 11:47:21 PM 679 Views
If only it weren't fully booked *NM* Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:30 AM 282 Views
Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 02:11:36 AM 270 Views
Re: Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:54:24 AM 703 Views
Dear Camilla Druid - 21/04/2010 03:27:21 AM 727 Views
*Waits for an Indonesian volcano to explode and change the situation* *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 03:48:45 AM 335 Views
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Dear Mr Druid, Re: your proposal for the moving of Camilla to Australia snoopcester - 21/04/2010 10:31:05 AM 680 Views
Innovatiion is the key to success! Druid - 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM 950 Views
Dear Mr. Druid. We welcome your offer to relieve us of the Norwegian. jh - 21/04/2010 03:50:21 PM 638 Views
Your loss is our gain Druid - 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM 645 Views
yes, yes. I assume you count both those in real numbers? jh - 22/04/2010 07:06:17 AM 697 Views
Indupitably. Think of it as Australia's gift to the World Druid - 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM 955 Views
That is hardly a long term job snoopcester - 22/04/2010 10:18:45 AM 655 Views
I beg to differ Druid - 22/04/2010 01:20:56 PM 823 Views
Brussels airport is running again. The others shouldn't be too long now. *NM* BlackAdder - 21/04/2010 04:17:03 AM 295 Views
Planes are not an option Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:56:32 AM 639 Views
if i'd still live in Brussel... Master Qui_John - 21/04/2010 12:36:18 PM 801 Views
Isn't there a ferry from Zeebrugge to Scotland? Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:42:25 PM 695 Views
There is, but surely it'll be full. Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:52:48 PM 950 Views
I guess. Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:59:16 PM 677 Views
Hmm. I wonder where you are. *NM* Avendesora - 22/04/2010 12:46:57 AM 278 Views
I am Camilla - 22/04/2010 08:17:26 PM 650 Views
Re: Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Rebekah - 22/04/2010 08:19:59 PM 639 Views
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