Seriously, man, most romance novels herald fellatio as an act of deep and abiding love, and no one ever masturbates.
Once you're reminded that vanilla sex is for monks and monks only, you'll be cured!
If you think that most of the characters have vanilla sex in modern romance novels, you just haven't read many of them (or the right ones). First, EVERYBODY masturbates. That is almost a standard scene in these anymore. Often it is with one or more toys. Second, the variety of positions and locations described can be *ahem* inspirational. Most porn movies (granted, that I haven't seen that many) have four sets - bedroom, office, bathroom (shower/tub), and pool. Third, there isn't ANYTHING they do in a porn movie that they don't do in the books.
Besides, reading quietly to one another can be done while hiking in the woods, while fishing, while making dinner with the kids in the next room, while driving, or even while sitting in a Tim Horton's having hot chocolate. You try getting away with those while watching porn.
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
Not to be rude but who are you? And I suppose equally important, where are we?
The Wotmaniac formerly known as nomad.
Not to be rude but who are you? And I suppose equally important, where are we?
The Wotmaniac formerly known as nomad.
Need help badly!
01/09/2009 06:25:00 PM
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Start to wean yourself off by reading fabulous romantic fiction.
01/09/2009 06:37:16 PM
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I simply ADORE Georgette Heyer!
02/09/2009 01:17:19 PM
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Yeah, as Rebekah said, switching to good books that have romance might help.
01/09/2009 06:47:55 PM
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Re: Yeah, as Rebekah said, switching to good books that have romance might help.
02/09/2009 12:17:46 AM
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Heather Graham, LaVyrle Spencer, Dorothy Garlock, Jude Deveroux, Karen Robards, Candace Camp...
01/09/2009 07:12:17 PM
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Vicki Lewis Thomson, Marie Donovan, Jennifer Crusie, Stephanie Bond...
01/09/2009 08:16:38 PM
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I don't think I have ever read a romance novel.
02/09/2009 12:14:53 AM
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Depends on what you are looking for.
02/09/2009 12:24:39 AM
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Re: Read porn? Watch porn. Kinky porn.
02/09/2009 02:34:12 PM
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Re: Read porn? Watch porn. Kinky porn.
03/09/2009 12:41:47 PM
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The Rake's Proposal by Sarah Elliott...
03/09/2009 09:40:20 AM
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The Bertrice Small looks to be right up my alley - ordered a couple of them. *NM*
03/09/2009 12:17:17 PM
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"Stranger" might work, or might backfire
04/09/2009 06:19:03 PM
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