I got way too far before realizing it was terrible, and by that time I was in too deep.
Funnily enough, probably the most bothersome thing about his books to me is actually is magic system. He claims to base it on strict laws and yada yada, but those laws come down to:
"This magic creates, this magic destroys, Richard has both so he can do anything he wants whenever I need him to. Including (and yes, this is legitimately one of my biggest complaints) suddenly divining the recipe of an antidote to a poison he took, after spending the entire book searching for it.
Funnily enough, probably the most bothersome thing about his books to me is actually is magic system. He claims to base it on strict laws and yada yada, but those laws come down to:
"This magic creates, this magic destroys, Richard has both so he can do anything he wants whenever I need him to. Including (and yes, this is legitimately one of my biggest complaints) suddenly divining the recipe of an antidote to a poison he took, after spending the entire book searching for it.
At last, I have an apostrophe!
*MySmiley*
Foil fencers Dance the Spears. Or, at least, the foils.
Too stubborn to remove that extraneous *MySmiley*
~The Decapitator~
*MySmiley*
Foil fencers Dance the Spears. Or, at least, the foils.
Too stubborn to remove that extraneous *MySmiley*
~The Decapitator~
Let's see if you are old enough to read this post....Or Goodkind is still a Jackass!
02/08/2011 01:59:54 AM
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What a stupid fucking douchebag pile of shit.
02/08/2011 04:35:43 AM
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I toally agree. I only wish I could say I was wise enough to avoid his books all together. *NM*
02/08/2011 07:40:54 AM
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So? What harm is he doing?
02/08/2011 06:58:56 AM
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book 6? Was that the second or third time Ricky got kidnapped/changed his captors way of thinking?
02/08/2011 07:08:45 AM
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But then you have to retract the rip-off assertion
02/08/2011 01:58:28 PM
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Er. You didn't answer her question: Why was Book 6 so groundbreaking?
02/08/2011 02:07:18 PM
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That was just a joke about her giving up the series. I didn't even recall which one was book 6
02/08/2011 02:28:06 PM
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It's funny, though, because you hit the nail on the head with your random choice of number.
02/08/2011 08:11:58 PM
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Isn't that the one where Richard carves a statue that is so rad it inspires a rebellion?
03/08/2011 12:02:10 PM
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As well as being the most overtly anti-communist & anti-religious of the series.
06/08/2011 02:52:52 AM
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You assume I care that much. I enjoy pointing out the absurdness of this author.
02/08/2011 07:02:42 PM
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Heh. Goodkind sucks. And yet... I read all of SoT
02/08/2011 02:14:45 PM
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I did too. I don't know why.
02/08/2011 04:52:47 PM
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I have heard this from many people.
02/08/2011 07:06:15 PM
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I read all the way through the end, and I thought the last couple books redeemed it in my eyes
03/08/2011 12:11:56 AM
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The revelation that Terry-um, I mean Richard, is God was retarded? For reals? *NM*
03/08/2011 02:14:00 AM
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After that I wouldn't mind burning his books, I will never read his books again! *NM*
03/08/2011 03:58:44 PM
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Goodkind is still porn.
03/08/2011 08:45:14 PM
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I don't know, there are many authors who do it better.
03/08/2011 09:48:33 PM
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This makes me want to pull up some amature (written) porn right now! *NM*
04/08/2011 02:40:34 PM
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When my husband is rotated to sea duty, I like to read it for ideas for emails.
04/08/2011 07:03:12 PM
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No no, not erotica. Porn.
05/08/2011 02:46:23 PM
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It makes you feel guilty after "doing" it?
04/08/2011 12:52:09 AM
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Of course
05/08/2011 02:45:51 PM
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Goodkind is a jackass with a complete disregard for people who think any different than him.
04/08/2011 08:53:39 PM
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A passage from Terry Goodkind was a "bad prose competition" selection at readercon this year.
05/08/2011 03:29:21 AM
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I find Terry Goodkind inspirational.
06/08/2011 02:08:07 PM
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Also, that Class,Style, and Grace aren't learned, but are natural. *NM*
11/08/2011 10:03:27 AM
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