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This is what you do so that you get to read it first. callandor1000 Send a noteboard - 06/03/2011 04:44:29 PM
The day before, July 11th, go to a Target or Walgreens or CVS or some such place and get one of those Visa gift cards. Put like $75 on it. Next day, go buy the book. Then, print up a little flier for her favorite shoe store about some imaginary sale that requires her to hand the flier at the time of checkout. The flier should say "All Shoes $5". Then let her loose. Don't tell her teh card only has $75 on it. By the time she figures it all out, she'll only have gotten one pair of shoes and you'll be half way through the book.

Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.

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We have a date! From George! Rejoice! Elaine - 03/03/2011 02:10:17 PM 2941 Views
Thanks for the news. A few questions. RandAllThor - 03/03/2011 02:38:35 PM 2023 Views
Agreed... I worked for a band who did this all the damn time Deadsy - 03/03/2011 02:50:06 PM 1653 Views
The publisher has it already. Werthead - 03/03/2011 04:01:43 PM 1834 Views
It is odd Mark - 03/03/2011 02:53:22 PM 1789 Views
Apparently EW published the story early. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:37:01 PM 1788 Views
Re: Thanks for the news. A few questions. Werthead - 03/03/2011 03:59:34 PM 1664 Views
Thanks for the info. Any idea if... RandAllThor - 03/03/2011 04:07:44 PM 1575 Views
Yes (some minor spoilers over which AFFC POV characters are in the book). Werthead - 03/03/2011 05:44:41 PM 1578 Views
I'm very pleased I got here first Sorry Wert Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:52:08 PM 1540 Views
Hurrah! Mark - 03/03/2011 02:51:21 PM 1721 Views
I know! Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:52:43 PM 1584 Views
Chinese Democracy had a date too. Or a couple of them ironclad - 03/03/2011 03:20:26 PM 1693 Views
You know, Axl Rose went through my mind when I read this as well... Michael - 03/03/2011 03:21:59 PM 1797 Views
Yes indeed, but nobody cares about it any more *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:53:17 PM 920 Views
I was thinking it would be closer to Christmas. Tom - 03/03/2011 04:58:41 PM 1727 Views
As was I, truthfully. Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:54:12 PM 1561 Views
This is what you do so that you get to read it first. callandor1000 - 06/03/2011 04:44:29 PM 1667 Views
I'm used to waiting, I'll just wait until it comes out on paperback. lankyevilme - 03/03/2011 05:11:11 PM 1536 Views
Are you in the US? Werthead - 03/03/2011 05:46:06 PM 1553 Views
I might just wait and go get it at the library, then I'll have a few less years to wait for Winds. lankyevilme - 04/03/2011 12:54:45 AM 1550 Views
So, when will Winds be finished? Already? *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:54:45 PM 945 Views
Dear God I thought this would never happen Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 05:22:03 PM 1664 Views
that's what she (his wife) said. Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 05:31:24 PM 1716 Views
Dear God is right, you're alive! Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:55:33 PM 1414 Views
Barely Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 09:03:46 PM 1612 Views
what a great day to randomly visit this site Zaphod - 04/03/2011 04:02:21 AM 1637 Views
and hi there Bad Ash Zaphod - 04/03/2011 04:04:06 AM 1855 Views
What is this, oldbie week? Good to see you back as well! *NM* Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:42:29 PM 833 Views
Too late. I've already given away my GRRM books to the library and I'm not going to go back to ... Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 05:29:09 PM 1498 Views
Not even a tiny bit of joy? *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:56:17 PM 979 Views
Nope. Nada. Zilch. GRRM who? Yeah, it's like that. xD *NM* Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 09:03:59 PM 1050 Views
Oh, you're cold *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:12:08 PM 969 Views
Cold as ice! *NM* Bookwyrm - 04/03/2011 12:47:12 AM 946 Views
i'm with Bookwyrm, i might pick them up when the series is done, but i gave up on him as an author. Apsalar Shadowdancer - 05/03/2011 11:06:14 AM 1639 Views
Do we have another AFFC in terms of quality and let-down? *NM* Dark Knight - 03/03/2011 06:26:42 PM 1023 Views
I'm just glad I'm not the only one who thought that AFFC was bad. Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 08:25:38 PM 1384 Views
The best characters weren't in it Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 08:39:32 PM 1475 Views
I keep thinking I am the only one who didn't think AFFC was bad *NM* ironclad - 04/03/2011 09:43:44 AM 966 Views
Nope, I'm with you. *NM* Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:43:25 PM 862 Views
Well, as Shannon said, the best characters are in Dance. Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:57:26 PM 1735 Views
I'm curious: A Question Darth_Katie - 03/03/2011 08:14:21 PM 1695 Views
It's a trilogy Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 08:21:55 PM 1535 Views
Seven books. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:31:51 PM 1674 Views
Re: Seven books. Darth_Katie - 04/03/2011 12:10:01 AM 1528 Views
Curiosity killed the cat! Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:00:20 PM 1497 Views
Did you know tomorrow is Cat Day?? Darth_Katie - 04/03/2011 12:07:02 AM 1609 Views
I did not. Hmm. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:36:49 PM 1640 Views
It probably won't come out on July 12th. Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 08:29:28 PM 1412 Views
That would be extremely expensive. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:34:45 PM 1552 Views
I think it will, so there Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:01:21 PM 1575 Views
Re: I think it will, so there Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 09:03:05 PM 1582 Views
If you knew that the flaming-pitchforked angry villagers were en route.... Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:13:28 PM 1453 Views
*wrong spot* *NM* The Doctor - 08/03/2011 05:43:45 PM 982 Views
I'll believe it when I'm holding a copy in my hands! *NM* Sir Tybalt - 03/03/2011 08:42:08 PM 915 Views
And you'll take it from my cold, dead ones Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:02:25 PM 1455 Views
Wait...you're Coldhands? *NM* Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 09:06:07 PM 918 Views
Dammit, she gives the game away Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:14:28 PM 1558 Views
Lies. *NM* ? - 03/03/2011 09:45:04 PM 859 Views
Nyet! Honest-to-goodness truth! *NM* Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:37:30 PM 891 Views
I do not mean to gloat Camilla - 03/03/2011 09:59:48 PM 1638 Views
I think we both know that's a lie, missie. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:38:13 PM 1700 Views
Camilla - 04/03/2011 09:00:42 PM 1475 Views
A wise move Wibble - 06/03/2011 11:46:04 PM 1549 Views
Good thinking... DomA - 08/03/2011 09:51:22 PM 1669 Views
Re: Good thinking... Camilla - 08/03/2011 11:17:48 PM 1642 Views
Re: Good thinking... DomA - 09/03/2011 01:39:45 AM 1928 Views
Awesome. Amazon better get it delivered very soon after that date. *NM* Legolas - 03/03/2011 10:11:18 PM 931 Views
I think they will. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:41:38 PM 1481 Views
Hm, yes... the real question is, which of the three will deliver the soonest. Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:44:49 PM 1589 Views
Savage cabbage! Stephen - 03/03/2011 11:34:10 PM 1591 Views
I like your style. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:43:31 PM 1434 Views
Thank you Stephen - 04/03/2011 05:25:23 PM 1590 Views
<head explodes> *NM* ianski - 04/03/2011 02:50:48 AM 877 Views
You made a mess *NM* Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:43:52 PM 928 Views
<still standing body twitches a half-step then slipping on own splattered brain matter> *NM* ianski - 06/03/2011 02:27:09 PM 915 Views
I admire your artistry *NM* Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:03:09 PM 892 Views
Oh no, bad news everyone Lord o' Salv - 04/03/2011 08:49:37 AM 1808 Views
Pfffft. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:44:19 PM 1575 Views
Suh-weet! Tigr - 04/03/2011 03:04:35 PM 1654 Views
So exciting Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:02:45 PM 1700 Views
I just screamed like a Justin Bieber fan. I ain't ashamed, either. *NM* callandor1000 - 06/03/2011 04:40:33 PM 875 Views
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:03:37 PM 1618 Views
I don't see an ebook version available yet!!! Beqi - 07/03/2011 08:06:47 AM 1199 Views
Boo. Though maybe it's just the B&N and Amazon sites that are wrong. Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:11:23 PM 1477 Views
Here (with link) Werthead - 07/03/2011 08:28:29 PM 1621 Views
Hurrah! Thank you! Beqi - 08/03/2011 08:53:32 AM 1376 Views
Hey, Thats my birthday! Zach - 07/03/2011 04:53:44 PM 1157 Views
That's probably why they chose the date. Elaine - 08/03/2011 12:39:15 PM 1492 Views
I'll read your book George, when it actually comes out The Doctor - 08/03/2011 05:49:33 PM 1549 Views
Re: I'll read your book George, when it actually comes out Werthead - 08/03/2011 08:35:36 PM 1620 Views
I know the in accuracies in believing Amazon The Doctor - 08/03/2011 10:43:17 PM 1775 Views
Re: I know the in accuracies in believing Amazon DomA - 09/03/2011 12:03:38 AM 1577 Views
True Werthead - 11/03/2011 05:00:05 PM 1519 Views
Re: True DomA - 11/03/2011 08:41:24 PM 1692 Views
Borders is offering a 50% discount in pre-orders and I didn't bite. That's how over GRRM I am. *NM* Bookwyrm - 10/03/2011 02:51:41 PM 942 Views
Positively Arctic. I recoil from your frigidity! *NM* Elaine - 11/03/2011 12:58:32 PM 940 Views
I'm the world's answer to global warming! xD *NM* Bookwyrm - 11/03/2011 03:31:46 PM 892 Views
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