Active Users:414 Time:04/04/2025 08:58:47 PM
Back to Messageboard Post New Thread Search Help Stats Rules
Re: "Moist portal" is a horrific term. dacole Send a noteboard - 19/12/2010 06:07:48 AM
It makes it sound like the doorway to Narnia or something.


Wait...you mean THAT was how I should have been trying to get to Narnia all these years. "Honey! I need to climb into you!"
Reply to message
How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay? Larry - 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM 1103 Views
Let me say from experience that this guy obviously never did what he's attempting to describe. Tom - 12/12/2010 03:13:14 PM 761 Views
Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene Larry - 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM 682 Views
She might be intentionally attempting to get the "worst sex scene" award. Tom - 12/12/2010 11:26:01 PM 686 Views
Possible Larry - 13/12/2010 12:38:56 AM 651 Views
"Socks are like sense. Lots of them about, but I never seem to get any." RandAllThor - 12/12/2010 07:51:52 PM 761 Views
I honestly didn't realize this was sex until "moist portal". Even then, it was iffy. Kronin al'Sulc - 12/12/2010 08:42:34 PM 968 Views
"Moist portal" is a horrific term. Darth_Katie - 13/12/2010 06:07:08 AM 711 Views
Best. Fanfic. Ever. *NM* beetnemesis - 13/12/2010 04:35:01 PM 272 Views
Re: "Moist portal" is a horrific term. dacole - 19/12/2010 06:07:48 AM 648 Views
*chokes and dies* *NM* Deadsy - 19/12/2010 06:58:43 AM 362 Views
is he talking about bumholes? Foxhead - 12/12/2010 08:49:40 PM 726 Views
Moist is an intrinsically icky word Callia - 13/12/2010 05:17:57 AM 675 Views
That is epic-bad. Panorphaeon - 13/12/2010 06:43:32 AM 717 Views
Moist? Great now I can't eat any chocolate today Dark Knight - 13/12/2010 03:21:04 PM 1194 Views
Re: How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay? dacole - 19/12/2010 06:06:48 AM 652 Views
Back to Messageboard Post New Thread Search Help Stats Rules

Reply to Message

Block Quote Paragraph Quote
Formatting
Smiley Codes