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Maybe none of it matters anyway, Slayer will go down like a punk and I know how it goes newyorkersedai Send a noteboard - 31/03/2010 05:56:46 AM
We know he acts like one when he talks to people, so you bet he does when he dies.
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Slayer (internal): I am the killer of all things good! This Last Battle finally means that killing wolves isn't the best use of my time!

As his horse crested one of the Blight's meaner-looking hills, Slayer saw Lan - his only living relation, excluding Rand who everyone thought had a Norse-style funeral for some reason. Slayer knew that he would cripple the tall man with the odd shoulders and the cape that made him look like a nifty floating head. He wanted to let the Myrdraal hurt the statue-faced Warder like Graendal would, if the Dark One hadn't told Slayer she'd died permanently.

Lan, whose face is somehow all rough angles like it was hewn from a rock, drew his power-wrought sword. That blade was made by Aes Sedai before their oath, but that's common knowledge now. He charged, his cloak seeming to make parts of him disappear under the dark sky Shaitan made by blotting out the sun.

Lan (aloud) : I will avenge the betrayal of the towers that were seven! I will be like a wall crashing on you! A wall that has been weakened by plants and then comes down! I am deadly because I don't talk about my deadliness! I don't have to!

Lan's face was both angular and planar as his sword sought Slayer's flesh. He struck at the only other son of Malkier that the first 7 books mentioned, choosing the form he felt was most fitting. And so Lan of One Nation But Many Names used Drunken Uncle on Swovan's Night.

Their blades flashed in the night, like things that flashed after sunset during pre-industrial societies. Slayer looked angry and scared, yet Lan's geometric face was calm.

Slayer (aloud): You will scream in pain and beg me to let you serve the Lord of the Dark! Honeysuckle Cream from the Body Shop? That's child's play! Try Poison Oak the Awful Toiletpaper! Your parents sucked! They sucked because they were suckers, and the Trollocs used them as hand puppets!

Their blades continued to create sparks of light around them. Sapporo is a Good Beer met Zeppelin Rules. The Cat Climbs on the Furniture found File Your Taxes Early. Both their faces were covered in perspiration, which made sense. Lan's coat was torn open in several places and leaking blood, even though he's the best swordsman alive.

Slayer hated old One Man-Mandragoran even more than he hated most things. As blood trickled down his face, Slayer thought he should finish this battle which he had really already been trying to finish. He countered Lan's The Badger Doesn't Ease Easily with You Are Going to Die.

Slayer (internal): This reminds me of when I Sammael sent me to raid Rahvin's stash of ancient objects in Andor's palace! Asmodean popped in, so I took him to the Unseen World, where I killed him so his soul died too! Asmodean died shouting, "Oh, no!" but he was probably thinking "the Great Lord can't bring me back because of this combination of death factors!" Sammael loved finding Rahvin's stasis box, but the gholam-shaped was weird! At least he didn't send me to Ebou Dar too! Or maybe that was Arrangar!

Slayer switched from You Are Going to Die into I Am Going To Kill You. Both of Lan's arms were amazingly rendered immobile. Egwene was the nearest Aes Sedai, but she didn't notice because she is silly.

Slayer (aloud): You will die as easily as Rand will when I find him. Die, already!
(internal): I changed my mind on torture, die already! Why is Lan's stone-like face happy? It's no longer straight surfaces, which made no sense to begin with!

It was already too late. Slayer didn't need to look down to see that Lan used I Can Lift My Sword With My Boots to run him through. He looked anyway.

Slayer (aloud): That's not a legal move! You cheated! That's not a leg...

Lan (aloud): I've been silent this whole time because I was figuring out how to kill you! You should've used your power to go into the dream world! 'Bye!
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Intuitively obvious, my dear Watson - 22/03/2010 01:53:54 AM 1791 Views
idle speculation != "Intuitivly obvious" - 22/03/2010 03:01:10 AM 559 Views
The best explanation for the "intuitively obvious"-comment is... - 22/03/2010 09:41:32 AM 578 Views
So again...how would Slayer know he was in the hallway? - 22/03/2010 03:18:51 PM 578 Views
I think Slayer spied on Asmo - 22/03/2010 03:45:20 PM 445 Views
Fair enough.... - 22/03/2010 06:25:25 PM 598 Views
I think... - 23/03/2010 09:31:41 AM 514 Views
I agree. Slayer is the most intuitively obvious candidate. *NM* - 22/03/2010 06:29:07 PM 210 Views
Slayer....the book4 minor villian? *NM* - 22/03/2010 06:34:52 PM 354 Views
Slayer actually was a major villian in TSR. - 23/03/2010 09:11:39 AM 408 Views
Re: Slayer actually was a major villian in TSR. - 28/03/2010 07:16:59 PM 445 Views
In my view, Graendal might have sent Slayer, which would explain her knowledge. *NM* - 29/03/2010 09:45:14 AM 447 Views
Actually that's one of my hang-ups about Slayer too - 06/04/2010 02:27:22 PM 424 Views
As far as I'm concerned... - 25/03/2010 06:42:53 AM 436 Views
The problem is that people don't read the books or at least ignore what is said about Slayer... - 25/03/2010 09:41:09 AM 425 Views
Correction... - 25/03/2010 05:22:46 PM 412 Views
So, basically... - 25/03/2010 05:50:42 PM 417 Views
The clues are there? - 25/03/2010 06:29:16 PM 434 Views
Re: The clues are there? - 26/03/2010 12:51:43 AM 402 Views
He wasn't being insulting, I don't think. - 26/03/2010 02:16:26 AM 451 Views
well, RJ was a nuclear engineer. 'Nuff said about obviousness, huh? - 26/03/2010 04:38:00 AM 457 Views
Apparently... - 26/03/2010 08:58:32 AM 428 Views
No it isn't. - 26/03/2010 05:43:02 PM 414 Views
You don't understand... - 27/03/2010 09:11:35 AM 441 Views
Re: You don't understand... - 27/03/2010 05:23:35 PM 445 Views
Re: You don't understand... - 28/03/2010 08:17:40 PM 404 Views
Yes, it's Winter's Heart. - 29/03/2010 04:01:41 AM 417 Views
Both merged into one being - 29/03/2010 09:43:47 AM 454 Views
Not what I asked. - 29/03/2010 06:10:42 PM 397 Views
If he couldn't do this... - 29/03/2010 06:59:16 PM 437 Views
Re: If he couldn't do this... - 29/03/2010 07:46:39 PM 400 Views
That Basel Gill comparison just silly... - 29/03/2010 08:49:19 PM 442 Views
Clearly, one of you has proved that Basel Gill is Demandred *NM* - 29/03/2010 10:12:00 PM 214 Views
I've asked you only one question, repeatedly. - 30/03/2010 12:34:44 AM 480 Views
Yeah, and I repeatedly tried to show you the clues... - 30/03/2010 09:17:59 AM 413 Views
You have never provided anything even resembling evidence. - 30/03/2010 08:20:54 PM 381 Views
Dude - 30/03/2010 09:49:05 PM 370 Views
You know what's really embarrassing? - 30/03/2010 10:28:38 PM 495 Views
be nice *NM* - 31/03/2010 01:22:03 AM 204 Views
One last time... - 31/03/2010 09:18:01 AM 413 Views
Re: One last time... - 31/03/2010 06:20:24 PM 412 Views
No... - 31/03/2010 06:31:57 PM 395 Views
Re: No... - 31/03/2010 11:43:42 PM 440 Views
So... - 01/04/2010 10:22:31 AM 400 Views
Re: So... - 01/04/2010 06:41:34 PM 499 Views
Egwene did it though - 09/04/2010 02:26:10 AM 416 Views
Not before Lord of Chaos she didn't. - 09/04/2010 08:03:12 AM 395 Views
Rand does it in the end of TFoH, though, shortly before Asmo's death. *NM* - 09/04/2010 08:34:23 AM 215 Views
But we don't actually see that - 09/04/2010 12:23:37 PM 401 Views
Hmm. True, that. - 09/04/2010 07:28:15 PM 350 Views
I see what you are saying now - 09/04/2010 12:08:00 PM 368 Views
Yep - 09/04/2010 07:27:27 PM 383 Views
A question on balefire/2 servants - 24/03/2010 04:31:49 PM 367 Views
Re: A question on balefire/2 servants - 24/03/2010 05:03:32 PM 378 Views
First rule of balefire: - 25/03/2010 06:44:17 AM 379 Views
Yep, that's my understanding too. - 25/03/2010 07:00:39 PM 398 Views
On the servants theory - 25/03/2010 11:33:08 AM 374 Views
Rand's odd wounds - 29/03/2010 02:48:58 AM 362 Views
Who says the Dark One couldn't bring Asmodean back? Why would he want to? - 25/03/2010 05:50:55 AM 449 Views
RJ said that. *NM* - 25/03/2010 09:31:32 AM 350 Views
Do you have that quote handy? - 28/03/2010 07:01:06 PM 384 Views
From memory, but can't find the URL - 28/03/2010 08:09:29 PM 369 Views
Here: - 29/03/2010 09:48:36 AM 373 Views
thanks! good job *NM* - 29/03/2010 10:13:12 PM 176 Views
You dont address all the criteria - 30/03/2010 11:27:58 PM 375 Views
Did you mean me? *NM* - 31/03/2010 05:54:56 AM 175 Views
@Fanatic-Templar: Proof Slayer can't travel through T'A'R... - 31/03/2010 03:54:19 AM 376 Views
Exactly my point. - 31/03/2010 05:02:41 AM 386 Views
Maybe none of it matters anyway, Slayer will go down like a punk and I know how it goes - 31/03/2010 05:56:46 AM 424 Views
Lan can swordfight with his boots? *NM* - 31/03/2010 06:41:53 AM 191 Views
I don't think so... read again *NM* - 31/03/2010 10:54:03 PM 168 Views
Re: Maybe none of it matters anyway, Slayer will go down like a punk and I know how it goes - 31/03/2010 03:52:16 PM 398 Views
thanks! but as soon as I posted - 01/04/2010 03:43:59 AM 374 Views
Re: Intuitively obvious, my dear Watson - 14/05/2010 01:28:38 AM 423 Views

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