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Failed WoT Slogans - Edit 1

Before modification by Cannoli at 25/02/2010 04:30:34 PM

In light of Real World events, where a certain slogan is being disastrously undermined by reality, I thought to alleviate the embarrassment of those who promulgated it by coming up with WoT equivalents:

Rand: Own Arad Domon!

Mat: Own bachelorhood!

Mat(in Hinderdstap): Own the Night!

Perrin: Own the carefree life of a blacksmith!

Faile: Own wifely obediance!

Salidar leadership: Own the puppet Amyrlin!

Loial: Own brevity, and of course a reasonable humilty in public-speaking without actually being afraid to address crowds or elders or other superiors like Aes Sedai. Oh, and Own the point!

Maseema: Own sanity!
Aram: Yeah!

Semirhage: Own the jailbreak!

Lews Therin: Own the happy ending!

Rahvin: Own the Lion Throne!
Bel'al: Own the Sword that is not a Sword!

Alviarin: Own the puppet Amyrlin...what?

Ba'althamel: Own the cojones!!

Aginor: Own the Eye of the World!
Tom Doherty: You can, too. In hardbound, paperback or more attractively-covered e-book formats!

Elayne: Own emotional control! And own utter dominance of one's warders!

Verin & Ingtar: Own getting away with being a Darkfriend!
Tomas: Say, why DID I have to take poison too, anyway?

Hopper: Own the sky!

Valda, Tarangail & Rahvin: Own Morgase!

You know, "Own the ______" seems like a rather presumptuous slogan that might require a little more effort to live up to than the people who used it were able to muster. I think we can all take a lesson from this, EH?

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