Hehehe - Edit 1
Before modification by Lord Haart at 12/02/2010 07:34:32 PM
A few more:
Moridin - The chicken can cross the road for all I care. After all, it will just have to come back again. And then cross again. And return again. For all time. Just kill the chicken and demolish the road.
Herid Fel - The rubble is blocking the chicken's path an must be cleared. Make sure the pretty girl isn't around since she distracts the chicken.
Lanfear - It's my chicken, it will always be my chicken, and it will stay on my side of the road.
Moiraine - I've been searching for the chicken for the last twenty years, so I will do whatever it takes to make sure it crosses that road, whether it wants to or not.
Taim - Stupid chicken thinks it's so cool? Why, I've crossed the street hundreds of times! I should be getting the attention!
Logain - Who the hell cares?! Taim has taken over the BT and has hundreds of Asha'man loyal only to him, with more joining every day, and you're asking me about chickens?!?!?!
Asmodean - killed by the chicken, who fled across the street.
Gawyn - No, the chicken obviously never crossed the road. You're telling the joke wrong. Oh, and I think I'm in love with the chicken, but I'll probably kill it and eat it for dinner since it should be smart enough to know not to be a chicken.
Cenn Buie - Ach, those damn chickens at it again, we should kill 'em all I tells yah. Them streets was ne'er meant to be walsked on.
Bela - Resents the fact that the chicken actually rode her across the street yet the chicken gets all the credit for the crossing.
Narg - "Narg no hurt chicken, Narg good Trolloc. Yummy chicken come across street to meet Narg."
Graendal - placed specially-tailored lures in place to make the chicken cross the street, and then when it did she freaked out and ran away using an overly-elaborate, probably-impossible ruse in order to trick the chicken into thinking she was dead. Meanwhile, the chicken never really cared and continued on its search for the sacks of grain meant for the Domanis.
Moridin - The chicken can cross the road for all I care. After all, it will just have to come back again. And then cross again. And return again. For all time. Just kill the chicken and demolish the road.
Herid Fel - The rubble is blocking the chicken's path an must be cleared. Make sure the pretty girl isn't around since she distracts the chicken.
Lanfear - It's my chicken, it will always be my chicken, and it will stay on my side of the road.
Moiraine - I've been searching for the chicken for the last twenty years, so I will do whatever it takes to make sure it crosses that road, whether it wants to or not.
Taim - Stupid chicken thinks it's so cool? Why, I've crossed the street hundreds of times! I should be getting the attention!
Logain - Who the hell cares?! Taim has taken over the BT and has hundreds of Asha'man loyal only to him, with more joining every day, and you're asking me about chickens?!?!?!
Asmodean - killed by the chicken, who fled across the street.
Gawyn - No, the chicken obviously never crossed the road. You're telling the joke wrong. Oh, and I think I'm in love with the chicken, but I'll probably kill it and eat it for dinner since it should be smart enough to know not to be a chicken.
Cenn Buie - Ach, those damn chickens at it again, we should kill 'em all I tells yah. Them streets was ne'er meant to be walsked on.
Bela - Resents the fact that the chicken actually rode her across the street yet the chicken gets all the credit for the crossing.
Narg - "Narg no hurt chicken, Narg good Trolloc. Yummy chicken come across street to meet Narg."
Graendal - placed specially-tailored lures in place to make the chicken cross the street, and then when it did she freaked out and ran away using an overly-elaborate, probably-impossible ruse in order to trick the chicken into thinking she was dead. Meanwhile, the chicken never really cared and continued on its search for the sacks of grain meant for the Domanis.