A few more:

Moridin - "The chicken can cross the road for all I care. After all, it will just have to come back again. And then cross again. And return again. For all time. Just kill the chicken and demolish the road."

Herid Fel - "The rubble is blocking the chicken's path an must be cleared. Make sure the pretty girl isn't around since she distracts the chicken."

Lanfear - "It's my chicken, it will always be my chicken, and it will stay on my side of the road."

Taim - "Stupid chicken thinks it's so cool? Why, I've crossed the street hundreds of times! I should be getting the attention!"

Logain - "Who the hell cares?! Taim has taken over the BT and has hundreds of Asha'man loyal only to him, with more joining every day, and you're asking me about chickens?!?!?!"

Asmodean - killed by the chicken, who fled across the street.

Gawyn - "No, the chicken obviously never crossed the road. You're telling the joke wrong. Oh, and I think I'm in love with the chicken, but I'll probably kill it and eat it for dinner since it should be smart enough to know not to be a chicken."

Cenn Buie - "Ach, those damn chickens at it again, we should kill 'em all I tells yah. Them streets was ne'er meant to be walsked on."

Bela - "I resent the fact that the chicken actually rode me across the street yet the chicken gets all the credit for the crossing."

Narg - "Narg no hurt chicken, Narg good Trolloc. Yummy chicken come across street to meet Narg."

Graendal - "I placed specially-tailored lures in place to make the chicken cross the street, and then when it did, I <strike>freaked out</strike> strategically withdrew and ran away using an overly-elaborate, probably-impossible ruse in order to trick the chicken into thinking I was dead." (Meanwhile, the chicken never really cared and continued on its search for the sacks of grain meant for the Domanis).

Some more:

Semirhage - "Stupid chicken, falling for the old 'I'll-make-you-cross-the-road' trick. I'd never fall for that one."

Demandred - "So what if it crossed the road. I was a better chicken anyway."

Laras - "Because I helped it escape across the road. Which was kinda stupid, because now I've got nothing prepared for dinner."

Ituralde - "The chicken is walking into a trap. By crossing the street it gains a false sense of accomplishment, but in actuality it is leaving its flanks exposed to attack from passing wagons and carts."

Pedron Niall - "Hmmm, that chicken looks like perfect bait to pique al'Thor's aggression. Then I can show the world what a monstrous carnivore he really is! The whole world will then unite behind me under the banner of vegetarianism!"

Padan Fain - "Evil chickenses takes the preciou- ah, er, the dagger from us! Must hunt it down, wipe out all chickenkind!"

Lews Therin - "Woe is I! I made it run away. Oh chicken, in the name of the Creator, please forgive me!" *Bawls*