I just couldn't do it again. I couldn't look at another one of his painfully bad covers with skewed geometry, distorted anatomy, and clothes and scenes that aren't in the book. So I ordered the UK version, which has a tasteful Wheel superimposed in front of storm clouds, just so I wouldn't have to look at that horrid Rand with his elongated torso, midget arms, chicken legs, and scarf thing. Meanwhile presumably Aviendha stands in the background waiting to have her bodice ripped (don't break a nail, hon).

The fact that Sweet still has a job after so many hamfisted abominations for Jordan's books is the puzzle of our Age. I guarantee that oral sex and/or blackmail are involved. There's no other explanation.