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Whenever I think of COT, I think of this review (from Amazon):

488 of 517 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Another Masterpiece, December 19, 2004
By Tom E.

Those who can appreciate great setup will really love this book. Personally, I thought the setup in books 8 and 9 were good ... but this was absolutely stupendous. Fans of total plot inertia will be in heaven.

I've grown to hate the character of Rand because whenever he makes an appearance the plot is in danger of moving incrementally forward. Thankfully, Mr. Jordan saves us from any threatening plot developments by keeping Rand almost totally absent from this book. And when he is introduced - briefly - towards the very end, Mr. Jordan quickly whisks him off to the sidelines before anything interesting can happen. Whew! I'm wiping the sweat off my brow becasue that was a close one.

Have you ever wondered how many stripes should be on the dublet of an important dignatary from Illian? How many shawl twitches are appropriate when Aes Sedai negotiate momentous agreements? What kind of stool the general of an Aes Sedai army sits on, and how stable said stool might be? Well buckle up for a wild ride, amigo, because you're going to learn all that (and more!) by the time you've tediously slogged to the conclusion of this book.

Part of what really makes Mr. Jordan's worlds so unique are the wonderful characters which populate them. I like nothing more than to scratch my head in befuddlement as yet another Aes Sedai is reintroduced into the plot whom I can no longer recall. It gives me an excuse to page to the back of the book and open up the 'Robert Jordan Appendix of Useless and Irrelevent Characters' which is always such a joy. I've created my own drinking game based on this called, [...]
For anyone who wants to play along the rules are simple:

1.) Is the character you're looking up totally irrelevent? Take a drink.
2.) Do you have reason to suspect said character will remain totally irrelevent? Take a drink.
3.) Does the character twitch her shawl? Take two drinks.
4.) Is she looking "cross-eyed" at someone? Take a drink.
5.) Do you know the exact design of the embroidery on the fringe of her shawl? Of course you do - take a drink. For your own sanity, consider taking another.

Anyhow, I don't want to pretend everything about this book is negative ... there are a few positives.

First off, Nynaeve is completely ignored. I suspect Mr. Jordan will make up for this oversite by indulging in an orgy of braid-tugging, yellow-shawled action in books 11-16, but you will be blessedly free of it in this tome.

Secondly, Jordan has stopped even pretending to provide "setup" for future books with CoT. Nothing Of Any Signifigance happens - at all - in this novel. Nothing. There's not so much as a cliffhanger. He's no longer bothering to maintain any facade. I appreciate that kind of bold honesty. He's just holding out his hand and saying, "Listen suckers ... we all know you're going to give me your money - so just hand it over. I could personally visit each of your homes and beat it out of you, but isn't this more civilized?". And, yes, I suppose it is more civilized. So I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Jordan for allowing me to voluntarily hand him my hard-earned money rather than forcing him to pummel it out of me in my own house. It is very much appreciated.

I can't wait for Volume 11.

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Dumai Wells - 28/10/2013 04:22:39 AM 1642 Views
You've read up to KoD, but not beyond? That seems like a shame... - 28/10/2013 01:46:10 PM 1328 Views
I quite liked The Path of Daggers and Winter's Heart... - 28/10/2013 05:01:03 PM 1095 Views
As did I, but PoD already less than earlier books. - 28/10/2013 07:23:33 PM 1135 Views
Speaking of COT - the greatest book review ever..... - 28/10/2013 07:48:34 PM 1022 Views
Re: As did I, but PoD already less than earlier books. - 28/10/2013 11:18:47 PM 1111 Views
Re: As did I, but PoD already less than earlier books. - 29/10/2013 02:28:54 AM 931 Views
Bwahaha, this, this a thousand times *NM* - 30/10/2013 04:06:07 PM 433 Views
This is the problem with being a nerd before the internet . - 30/10/2013 05:10:36 PM 1091 Views
In the grand scheme of the LB, did fixing the weather with the bowl mean anything? - 29/10/2013 05:29:06 PM 897 Views
It was one of the first large-scale examples of the potential of Saidar and Saidin working together *NM* - 29/10/2013 06:03:14 PM 573 Views
Meh..... *NM* - 29/10/2013 06:39:57 PM 419 Views
Best I could do. Still doesn't justify spending 3 books on it. *NM* - 29/10/2013 08:45:52 PM 892 Views
Yes? - 29/10/2013 09:18:45 PM 1042 Views
That's me as well. - 29/10/2013 02:36:09 AM 957 Views
Dumai's Wells was my favorite scene in WoT - 28/10/2013 02:05:32 PM 1092 Views
Dumai's Wells was the highlight of the series..... - 28/10/2013 07:15:59 PM 882 Views
You should read AMOL.....just to wrap everything up! - 28/10/2013 07:17:56 PM 1095 Views

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