I'm glad I didn't cut myself on that edge.

You're not even a cunt, so I won't call you that. Cunts are fertile. You inseminate yourself with an absurd quantity of literature, yet you spit nothing back out of worth or substance. What you are is an Asshole. Assholes can only let the cum seep back out, stale, with leaving their mark with only a few perfunctory ribbons of shit weaved in.