If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
He read this to us at DragonCon this weekend. - Edit 1
Before modification by Missa Sedai at 04/09/2012 02:33:14 AM
It was actually kind of funny/endearing because he'd stumble over a few of the names. His excuse, "Hey! I've never actually said a few of these out loud before!"