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Sorry but not true. LOTR is seperate from The Hobbit. Ashaman_Luc Send a noteboard - 10/12/2011 02:08:23 PM
Everybody knows that WoT = Lotr 7.0 or 'Lotr on steroids';). There's nothing wrong with it, Tolkien was in similar situation (see myths from 800-1400). Of course there are a few twists: Mr. Jordan put The Scouring of the Shire into Book 4 (Perrin vs WC) instead the last book, Rand (Frodo) will go to Valinor (another planet/another dimension) etc.

Book1 - The Hobbt
Book 2 - Fellowship of the Ring
Book 3 - Two Towers
Book 4 - Return of the King
See?
So, I have got an idea this morning.

Mistake number one. Some of us (me, people who think like me), are good at that sort of thing. The rest of you should really not try it. Just stick to stuff you're good at, like complaining about how narrow my view of Egwene, politics or morality is.

WoT is our future, right? There will be big battles in our future and in the end there will be a huge radioactive war. The human race will split into two parts: 'original' humans (Ogiers) and mutants (Rand and co.)
Dammit! I warned you! Now look what you did. Anyway, for that to be true, we'd have erogenous zones on our ears. The only way you could possibly think this is if you're some sort of ear slut, who gets off on rubbing a partner's ears and having yours rubbed in return. You are a filthy, filthy individual. You disgust me.

Could this be the big twist?
EWWW! Is that how you perverted ear-whores reach climax? This is family board. We don't need any of that smut.
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Ogiers = real humans, Rand and co. = hobbits? beelaa - 09/12/2011 05:44:37 PM 1362 Views
No *NM* Hieshyn - 09/12/2011 08:31:02 PM 547 Views
+1 *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 09/12/2011 08:44:19 PM 397 Views
+∞^2 *NM* Stephen - 09/12/2011 09:38:41 PM 355 Views
thank you *NM* moridin15 - 11/12/2011 11:24:24 PM 472 Views
Nah, and Wot =/= LOTR on steroids Marshall - 10/12/2011 01:24:31 AM 901 Views
Also referenced: Queen Elizabeth, Ann Landers, John Glenn, Sally Ride, and the Mercedes-Benz. *NM* Ghavrel - 10/12/2011 05:02:21 AM 466 Views
And Elaida is clearly Ann Coulter. RugbyPlayingAshaman - 15/12/2011 06:16:06 PM 701 Views
+1000 *NM* darius_sedai - 30/12/2011 05:49:50 PM 373 Views
Scouring the Shire WAS in Book 4 for Tolkien as well. Read the damn books already. Cannoli - 10/12/2011 05:06:03 AM 803 Views
It was in Book 6 of the LotR. Fanatic-Templar - 10/12/2011 07:39:57 AM 809 Views
Sorry but not true. LOTR is seperate from The Hobbit. Ashaman_Luc - 10/12/2011 02:08:23 PM 766 Views
Nerds Cannoli - 11/12/2011 02:45:14 AM 857 Views
you say that like its a bad thing Yunalesca - 11/12/2011 09:36:27 AM 1101 Views
Well... Ashaman_Luc - 11/12/2011 08:53:26 PM 796 Views
I don't see why that last part is relevant. Kronin al'Sulc - 11/12/2011 09:54:26 PM 717 Views
Particularly in an obviously humor-themed reply & acknowledgment of his point Cannoli - 12/12/2011 01:42:01 AM 720 Views
I too would like to see you say what you write here in our faces... Japhy - 05/01/2012 10:45:52 PM 669 Views
I'm over six feet tall, 200 pounds and have lived my whole life in New Jersey. Why wouldn't I? Cannoli - 06/01/2012 09:21:16 AM 757 Views
Re: I'm over six feet tall, 200 pounds and have lived my whole life in New Jersey. Why wouldn't I? Japhy - 07/01/2012 01:22:39 PM 759 Views
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