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No one ever accused the DO of being original The Silver Snake Send a noteboard - 24/11/2010 03:47:20 AM
Slayer f*d up so did he get f*d up the butt by Shadar Haran?

I'm serious. I'm losing sleep over this man cuz' someone mentioned this to me and I don't think that's appropriate...but was this the interpretation? The deleted epilogue of ToM probably said something like, 'Slayer you lost the dream spike, so I'm going to give you another one-- take your pants off so I can give it to you.'

Next time Perrin sees Slayer is he going to be like, 'What's the deal'yo, why are you walking with a limp, I thought I stabbed you in the chest?'





Shaidar Haran's smile at Graendal in the epilogue pretty much convinced me on how exactly the DO punishes those who fail. Since Slayer failed in his duties . . .


he has sex with him. But he's the freaking Dark One, a supreme being, a deity if you will. I don't really get how having sex with a deity is supposed to demean you.

Don't get me wrong, rape is still rape, but you'd think the embodiment of evil would have better forms of punishment than having sex with his minions when they screw up. Screwing the screw-ups (hehe, I'm so clever).

I mean honestly, look at how hard Lanfear tried to get into Lews Therin's pants, because he was the strongest channeler alive. She'd probably have an orgasm just thinking about doing Shai'tan.


True. However, think of it like this. The DO's cap-lock key is broken. Now, that's just his voice. How do you think that carries over into other areas??? Besides, do you really think the embodiment of all evil is going to take the time to get a good review on his performance?

Shai'tan in the sack? No thank you.

he's still their deity of sorts. The closest analogy I can think of from world myth is Zeus and Io... and it's not really close. Zeus just randomly borked Io, one of his wife's priestesses (it wasn't punishment or anything like that, but it was coercive and some might even say it was rape). I wonder if there is any sort of underlying theme this is being borrowed from? It just seems like a terribly non-creative punishment, one that might even be a turn-on for some (one?) of his followers (moral hazard??).


You forgot the part about Hera flipping a switch, but I digress.

"Courage to strengthen, fire to blind, music to dazzle iron to bind."

Finally, Moiraine is free to rain down her fiery majesty on all those who would oppose the Light.
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Did Slayer get it up the Butt? - 21/11/2010 10:30:32 AM 3663 Views
I doubt we'll be seeing Perrin use the word "yo" - 21/11/2010 04:41:06 PM 1626 Views
fantastic detective work. *NM* - 21/11/2010 05:30:20 PM 683 Views
Re: Did Slayer get it up the Butt? - 22/11/2010 10:21:48 AM 1405 Views
I hope so. - 23/11/2010 04:01:44 PM 1228 Views
The possibility is there . . . - 24/11/2010 02:19:38 AM 1294 Views
Yeah, I still don't understand his logic. - 24/11/2010 03:07:05 AM 1271 Views
Re: Yeah, I still don't understand his logic. - 24/11/2010 03:18:48 AM 1241 Views
Hmm, brings new meaning to the term black rain. HOWEVER, - 24/11/2010 03:37:28 AM 1526 Views
No one ever accused the DO of being original - 24/11/2010 03:47:20 AM 1300 Views
Re: Hmm, brings new meaning to the term black rain. HOWEVER, - 24/11/2010 10:22:23 AM 1244 Views
Yeah, it's more disturbing than anything. - 24/11/2010 05:36:42 PM 1145 Views
yah, the DO seems a bit more "schoolyard bully" than "ultimate evil" - 24/11/2010 05:44:46 PM 1105 Views
Nah, give him more credit. - 26/11/2010 03:36:47 AM 1088 Views
Re: yah, the DO seems a bit more "schoolyard bully" than "ultimate evil" - 19/05/2011 09:11:50 PM 1072 Views
Re: Yeah, I still don't understand his logic. - 26/11/2010 08:09:07 AM 1310 Views
I wonder if others lost sleep over this... *NM* - 17/05/2011 03:04:39 AM 519 Views
Perhaps that's why you revived this topic? *NM* - 20/05/2011 02:05:42 AM 530 Views
One thing nobody is mentioning... - 19/05/2011 01:49:17 PM 1046 Views
I bet it's shaped like Harry Potter's scar *NM* - 19/05/2011 09:00:01 PM 533 Views
Bwah ha ha ha! On second thought, OUWWWWWWW!!!!! *NM* - 20/05/2011 03:05:16 AM 528 Views

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