"Molly?" I asked. "Wow, you sound all grown-up now." She laughed. "Yeah, the breast fairy came to visit and everything. Did you want to talk to my mom?" Some might find it significant that it took me a second to realize she wasn't being literal about the faerie. Sometimes I hate my life.
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