Forgive this inane post but I'm being gutted by my curiosity to open the "Snape kills Dumbledore" thread!

I need to know, but I don't want to know! I'm burning out of curiosity, it's an itch in my back but whatever you do, DON'T TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON THERE!

Urgh!
Looks like I'll have to abandon RAFO and any WoT related sites for the next 2 weeks!