I'm rereading the series. I think I'm going to start writing down every instance where RJ describes some fat person being light on their feet. Ok RJ we get it, you were fat and wanted every fat person to be cool. I mean Basil Gil really? Basil Gil, RJ? I'm going to walk around the office right now and see if any of these fat people are light on their feet...
How many interesting corpulent people are there, do you think? The ones that can move quick are the ones who make it into the story.
Formerly Mat Bloody Cauthon on Wotmania, blessed be its name
Why is every fat person deceptively light on their feet?
29/09/2010 07:36:03 PM
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Any fat person who is light on their feet IS deceptively so.
29/09/2010 07:41:12 PM
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Yeah but Basil Gil? Seriously?
29/09/2010 09:17:17 PM
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You missed a few people:
29/09/2010 09:10:30 PM
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Lol now those would have been nice *NM*
29/09/2010 09:16:35 PM
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well, as a fat guy
30/09/2010 01:40:48 AM
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Because the fat, slow-moving people were all eaten by Trollocs during the Trolloc Wars
30/09/2010 03:25:14 PM
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The same reason why almost every main character is drop dead gorgeous. *NM*
01/10/2010 05:18:15 AM
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they're not. youre just zeroing in on the ones he does say that about. *NM*
08/10/2010 01:45:35 AM
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