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Penis. *NM* callandor1000 Send a noteboard - 14/09/2010 12:09:45 AM
OK, so the latest WoT installment is just around the corner, and for the first time in decades I'm not completely enthused about it. The reasons are twofold, Perrin and Moraine

1. Perrin - How come he has suddenly gone all EMO on us? It's like he backtracked with his whole "I'm not a lord" nonesense. This was OK up to a point when they were back in the two rivers, but to still be harping on about it years later is just boring.

And the whole master the inner wolf theme, once again I thought he'd sorted this out several books ago, with the final straw being to throw away the axe so he would be human and a builder rather than a savage who enjoyed to kill. It's like these two issues were just put on hold while he rescued Faile. But now they are back with a vengence. Yawn!

2. Moiraine (are there two i's or one, I'm not sure now). Ok, so I have never ever liked Moiraine. Ever. She was always a bully who thought she knew what was best for everyone, when clearly she was just winging it and hid her ignorance behind Aes Sedai mystery. Some of my favourite scenes in the whole series are when the 3 boys finally stand up to her. So i'm not exactly looking forward to her return. Now if we ally this to the fact Brandon Sanderson loves her I could be in for some painful reading. I'm going to hate it if she comes back as some messiah figure. I'm just glad Rand found his laughter and tears before she came back. Would have had to put the book down if her return was what broke his mental dam and made him cry like a baby.

So, can anyone restore my optimism about ToM or does anyone else fear it may be as I'm dreading?

Cheers,
Ben

Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.

My mind isn't always in the gutter, it just has VIP access
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Wont you please please help me? - 13/09/2010 01:48:14 PM 1336 Views
Moiraine, Ok but, Mat? mat mat mat matmatmatmat! Dear God, grant me tolerance!? - 13/09/2010 02:30:10 PM 650 Views
He is my favorite charactor. You certianly are an EVil Monkey. *NM* - 13/09/2010 05:06:17 PM 247 Views
Nope, He's a boring, evil little Brat! *NM* - 13/09/2010 11:26:40 PM 254 Views
I refuse to help you - 13/09/2010 03:16:32 PM 757 Views
Re: I refuse to help you - 13/09/2010 03:28:43 PM 693 Views
Penis. *NM* - 14/09/2010 12:09:45 AM 265 Views
If that's the help you are offering I will have to politely decline, thanks anyway x *NM* - 14/09/2010 07:55:01 AM 226 Views
Its funny that you think I would ever offer something like help. *NM* - 14/09/2010 02:50:02 PM 209 Views
so penis is first on your list of sacrifices... *NM* - 14/09/2010 04:53:36 PM 216 Views
I never said anything about sacraficing anything. *NM* - 15/09/2010 03:58:58 AM 215 Views
you never know... - 14/09/2010 12:24:36 AM 503 Views
Well... it's a bit hopeless if you look at the negative things from the start... - 14/09/2010 01:25:33 AM 711 Views
On Mat... - 14/09/2010 02:48:39 AM 530 Views
I can help you. - 14/09/2010 08:49:07 AM 536 Views
LOL - 14/09/2010 09:21:20 AM 504 Views
When I was younger, so much younger than today ... - 14/09/2010 02:40:21 PM 565 Views
Haha very good! *NM* - 15/09/2010 07:49:35 AM 236 Views
No help: Moiraine is awesome. Perrin is a bit tiresome. - 17/09/2010 12:49:25 AM 722 Views

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