Rand : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. I can't handle it. All people hate me. I hate humanity. Too much too much!
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to <strike>kill me</strike> protect me and help me pursue my endeavours. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to <strike>kill me</strike> protect me and help me pursue my endeavours. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?
Rand : I'll kill you, Tam!!
Egwene : <strike>I miss you,</strike> Bran. Who?
Egwene : <strike>I miss you,</strike> Bran. Who?
Rand : I've been captured. I shall never trust anyone again. If only I could squeal and Sulin would hear me, and help me.
Egwene : I've been captured. <strike>I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever.</strike> This might have psychological repercussions on most people, but thankfully being captured once every three months due has accustomed me to the feeling. And my complete devotion to the White Tower is definitely not Stockholm Syndrome. Stay back, yon Rescuers!! I'm just glad this time I got captured by incompetent idiots who treat me with the respect afforded to human beings and allow me near complete freedom to do as I wish and pursue my agendas, unlike the time I was caught by some random nameless insignificant bandits in Cairhien.
Egwene : I've been captured. <strike>I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever.</strike> This might have psychological repercussions on most people, but thankfully being captured once every three months due has accustomed me to the feeling. And my complete devotion to the White Tower is definitely not Stockholm Syndrome. Stay back, yon Rescuers!! I'm just glad this time I got captured by incompetent idiots who treat me with the respect afforded to human beings and allow me near complete freedom to do as I wish and pursue my agendas, unlike the time I was caught by some random nameless insignificant bandits in Cairhien.
Rand : Sit in the corner, Moiraine. You're a fool. Both you and Siuan Sanche.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.
I think I'm just interpreting this one differently than you are, but I completely agree with Egwene being keen to learn from fools.
Rand : Darkfriends? At my Black Tower? Min, fluff the pillows... I'll be there in ten.
Egwene : <strike>I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!</strike> How dare you use the Oath Rod to force Darkfriends into revealing themselves and swearing to obey you! The only acceptable use of the Oath Rod to obey people is when they swear allegiance to me! Stop doing it immediately. Hopefully, someone far more competent than I am will have spent their life hunting down the Black Ajah and will allow me to take credit for it, because I am a worthy Inspector Lestrade to Verin's Sherlock Holmes.
Egwene : <strike>I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!</strike> How dare you use the Oath Rod to force Darkfriends into revealing themselves and swearing to obey you! The only acceptable use of the Oath Rod to obey people is when they swear allegiance to me! Stop doing it immediately. Hopefully, someone far more competent than I am will have spent their life hunting down the Black Ajah and will allow me to take credit for it, because I am a worthy Inspector Lestrade to Verin's Sherlock Holmes.
Rand : You're exiled Cadsuane. I'll kill you if I see you. I cannot allow you to hinder me in winning Tarmon Gai'don, the obvious priority for everyone right now.
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here and serve me. The Shadow and the Seanchan are completely secondary to my need to rule all Aes Sedai, which is why nobody is to do anything about that until we're all clear that I am in command. <strike>We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.</strike>
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here and serve me. The Shadow and the Seanchan are completely secondary to my need to rule all Aes Sedai, which is why nobody is to do anything about that until we're all clear that I am in command. <strike>We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.</strike>
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~Master Splinter
Victorious in Bergioyn's legendary 'Reverse Mafia'. *MySmiley*
~Master Splinter
Victorious in Bergioyn's legendary 'Reverse Mafia'. *MySmiley*
Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios
05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM
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Hmm... I don't think you want to read the rebuttal to that *NM*
05/09/2010 06:07:16 PM
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True
05/09/2010 09:52:09 PM
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But you've already read my post *NM*
05/09/2010 11:53:58 PM
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You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing *NM*
05/09/2010 06:33:55 PM
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Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing
05/09/2010 09:54:29 PM
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Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing
06/09/2010 03:50:44 AM
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Wow, that's a really strident and succinct opinion. I hope you get paid by the snark! *NM*
05/09/2010 11:07:18 PM
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Corrected for the sake of accuracy .
05/09/2010 06:51:58 PM
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Nonsense...
05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM
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Gotta love Dark Templar
05/09/2010 10:14:00 PM
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That's partly why I didn't post a reply poking at her. *NM*
05/09/2010 11:56:15 PM
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That whole post is stupid, you can't compare Rand's ordeal to Egwene's.
05/09/2010 10:14:43 PM
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Too bad! He has trumped any attempt to counter his arguments by calling it humor! Shut up now. *NM*
06/09/2010 01:00:49 AM
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OMG
06/09/2010 11:48:48 AM
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I know, appalling, right?
09/09/2010 07:27:40 AM
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Re: I know, appalling, right?
09/09/2010 07:41:02 AM
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He doesn't think so, why should we?
09/09/2010 03:40:25 PM
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Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor
06/09/2010 12:57:35 AM
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the humor here is that you think you understand accurracy, improvement, characterization or humor! *NM*
06/09/2010 01:56:57 AM
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I'm having to settle for being right. Better than being president... *NM*
06/09/2010 03:47:52 AM
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Re: Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor
06/09/2010 11:51:12 AM
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indeed, one of the many reasons Tar Valon was such a large and powerful trading center
06/09/2010 04:33:56 PM
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If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all?
06/09/2010 10:17:44 PM
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Re: If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all?
08/09/2010 08:30:35 AM
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Like Egwene understands the health implications! It's all about the aesthetics for her.
09/09/2010 12:35:57 AM
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Well, she was an apprentice wisdom with Nynaeve for a while
09/09/2010 05:33:25 AM
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An idiot would understand the implications
09/09/2010 07:38:57 AM
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and it's not just Egwene!
11/09/2010 02:11:16 PM
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Cannoli's just got huge blinders...
11/09/2010 04:59:50 PM
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I feel like this post should be bulleted and made required reading before posting on this forum *NM*
11/09/2010 05:11:14 PM
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You forgot one very important point
11/09/2010 06:44:32 PM
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As to that...
11/09/2010 08:47:26 PM
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after dealing with his bushwa waaay longer than you, I'm content to ignore him *NM*
11/09/2010 11:29:27 PM
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Remember the old times?
12/09/2010 03:35:43 AM
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When exactly have I ever given someone else a pass for "necessary actions" I blamed Egwene for?
14/09/2010 02:08:29 AM
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A few days back...
14/09/2010 04:03:41 AM
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Yes, those are completely different scenarios.
14/09/2010 05:36:30 AM
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Misinterpretations...
14/09/2010 07:26:11 AM
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Holy carp. I prefer my form of arguing. I make an *NM* post and then he calls me a name *NM*
15/09/2010 06:47:08 AM
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So your defense of Egwene is to refute her accusation against her rival?
14/09/2010 02:12:22 AM
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Double Post. See below. *NM*
14/09/2010 04:03:55 AM
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How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt?
14/09/2010 04:06:15 AM
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Re: How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt?
14/09/2010 06:58:17 AM
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I give up.
14/09/2010 07:44:57 AM
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No, I made MY point, and your refusal to admit to the slightest fault of Egwene proves MY point *NM*
15/09/2010 01:17:21 AM
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So much venom. Maybe you should take a break one of these days, Cannoli. At this rate...
08/09/2010 12:16:05 AM
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I'm not the one posting to undercut the hero, while calling it humor to duck critical response *NM*
09/09/2010 12:37:07 AM
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Somehow I think of the lyrics from "Defying Gravity", which aren't quite one line
07/09/2010 04:07:09 PM
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Look at it these ways
08/09/2010 02:47:46 AM
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It really comes down to the direction RJ went with his personality
09/09/2010 03:08:36 PM
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pretty cool idea. And I didn't know that about Alex the Great. Nice! *NM*
10/09/2010 12:03:36 AM
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Wow, posting from work is becoming less impressive as my stress increases. Had to fix errors *NM*
10/09/2010 10:50:07 PM
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This post was funny. Your responders are largely idiots who need a sense of humor. *NM*
08/09/2010 03:56:07 AM
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