Rand : I have a sa'angreal. I shall go to a mountain and cry and then maybe destroy the world. I will then destroy the sa'angreal. It was too cool to use anyway.
Egwene : I have a sa'angreal. I shall use this power to destroy the Seanchan and save the White Tower. I have used it. I shall now put it back in the storeroom. I am not a lunatic.
Rand : I want a relationship. I shall marry three women and please them each on varying days, and also put them before the fate of the world.
Egwene : I want a relationship. I shall wait until I have the White Tower under my control and until the world is safe until I have this luxury. In the mean time I shall have erotic dreams about him, and Lanfear can watch those if she likes.
Rand : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. I can't handle it. All people hate me. I hate humanity. Too much too much!
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?
Rand : I'll kill you, Tam!!
Egwene : I miss you, Bran.
Rand : I shall never kill a woman. Even if I'm about to die. Maybe later I shall grow some balls, but I need to be pushed to the side of insanity to actually do it.
Egwene : Mess with me, and you're a dead man. Or woman.
Rand : I've been captured. I shall never trust anyone again. If only I could squeal and Sulin would hear me, and help me.
Egwene : I've been captured. I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever. Stay back, yon Rescuers!!
Rand : Sit in the corner, Moiraine. You're a fool. Both you and Siuan Sanche.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.
Rand : I wonder if Egwene is even alive?
Egwene : Siuan, what has Rand been up to today?
Rand : Darkfriends? At my Black Tower? Min, fluff the pillows... I'll be there in ten.
Egwene : I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!
Rand : A fireball! Use your hand to deflect it.
Egwene : A fireball! Use saidar to knock it away.
Rand : You're exiled Cadsuane. I'll kill you if I see you.
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here. We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.
Rand : One hand. I'll have to learn the sword forms again.
Egwene : A white dress. I must be Amyrlin within a week.
Rand : I don't have time for...
Egwene : Yes, let's see to this urgently...
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Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios
05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM
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Hmm... I don't think you want to read the rebuttal to that *NM*
05/09/2010 06:07:16 PM
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True
05/09/2010 09:52:09 PM
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But you've already read my post *NM*
05/09/2010 11:53:58 PM
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You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing *NM*
05/09/2010 06:33:55 PM
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Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing
05/09/2010 09:54:29 PM
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Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing
06/09/2010 03:50:44 AM
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Wow, that's a really strident and succinct opinion. I hope you get paid by the snark! *NM*
05/09/2010 11:07:18 PM
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Corrected for the sake of accuracy .
05/09/2010 06:51:58 PM
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Nonsense...
05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM
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Gotta love Dark Templar
05/09/2010 10:14:00 PM
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That's partly why I didn't post a reply poking at her. *NM*
05/09/2010 11:56:15 PM
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That whole post is stupid, you can't compare Rand's ordeal to Egwene's.
05/09/2010 10:14:43 PM
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Too bad! He has trumped any attempt to counter his arguments by calling it humor! Shut up now. *NM*
06/09/2010 01:00:49 AM
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OMG
06/09/2010 11:48:48 AM
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I know, appalling, right?
09/09/2010 07:27:40 AM
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Re: I know, appalling, right?
09/09/2010 07:41:02 AM
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He doesn't think so, why should we?
09/09/2010 03:40:25 PM
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Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor
06/09/2010 12:57:35 AM
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the humor here is that you think you understand accurracy, improvement, characterization or humor! *NM*
06/09/2010 01:56:57 AM
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I'm having to settle for being right. Better than being president... *NM*
06/09/2010 03:47:52 AM
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Re: Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor
06/09/2010 11:51:12 AM
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indeed, one of the many reasons Tar Valon was such a large and powerful trading center
06/09/2010 04:33:56 PM
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If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all?
06/09/2010 10:17:44 PM
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Re: If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all?
08/09/2010 08:30:35 AM
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Like Egwene understands the health implications! It's all about the aesthetics for her.
09/09/2010 12:35:57 AM
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Well, she was an apprentice wisdom with Nynaeve for a while
09/09/2010 05:33:25 AM
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An idiot would understand the implications
09/09/2010 07:38:57 AM
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and it's not just Egwene!
11/09/2010 02:11:16 PM
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Cannoli's just got huge blinders...
11/09/2010 04:59:50 PM
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I feel like this post should be bulleted and made required reading before posting on this forum *NM*
11/09/2010 05:11:14 PM
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You forgot one very important point
11/09/2010 06:44:32 PM
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As to that...
11/09/2010 08:47:26 PM
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after dealing with his bushwa waaay longer than you, I'm content to ignore him *NM*
11/09/2010 11:29:27 PM
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Remember the old times?
12/09/2010 03:35:43 AM
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When exactly have I ever given someone else a pass for "necessary actions" I blamed Egwene for?
14/09/2010 02:08:29 AM
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A few days back...
14/09/2010 04:03:41 AM
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Yes, those are completely different scenarios.
14/09/2010 05:36:30 AM
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Misinterpretations...
14/09/2010 07:26:11 AM
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Holy carp. I prefer my form of arguing. I make an *NM* post and then he calls me a name *NM*
15/09/2010 06:47:08 AM
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So your defense of Egwene is to refute her accusation against her rival?
14/09/2010 02:12:22 AM
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Double Post. See below. *NM*
14/09/2010 04:03:55 AM
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How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt?
14/09/2010 04:06:15 AM
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Re: How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt?
14/09/2010 06:58:17 AM
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I give up.
14/09/2010 07:44:57 AM
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No, I made MY point, and your refusal to admit to the slightest fault of Egwene proves MY point *NM*
15/09/2010 01:17:21 AM
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So much venom. Maybe you should take a break one of these days, Cannoli. At this rate...
08/09/2010 12:16:05 AM
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I'm not the one posting to undercut the hero, while calling it humor to duck critical response *NM*
09/09/2010 12:37:07 AM
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Somehow I think of the lyrics from "Defying Gravity", which aren't quite one line
07/09/2010 04:07:09 PM
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Look at it these ways
08/09/2010 02:47:46 AM
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It really comes down to the direction RJ went with his personality
09/09/2010 03:08:36 PM
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pretty cool idea. And I didn't know that about Alex the Great. Nice! *NM*
10/09/2010 12:03:36 AM
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Wow, posting from work is becoming less impressive as my stress increases. Had to fix errors *NM*
10/09/2010 10:50:07 PM
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This post was funny. Your responders are largely idiots who need a sense of humor. *NM*
08/09/2010 03:56:07 AM
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