Cool survey - Edit 1
Before modification by BlackAdder at 31/08/2010 09:34:31 PM
1. Do you pay attention to the real world correlations to the randland countries?
To be completely honest, no I do not.
2. Have you ever wondered why all Seanchan seem to be described as having a drawling accent, even though they're from all over a second continent, and so should have multiple accents?
I believe there are different types of drawl based on where a particular seanchan is from, but I could be completely wrong about that.
3. If you have to be Cairhienin or Domani, which would you be, and why?
Domani. Are there even any reasons why one would choose to be Cairhienin? I mean, you're signing up to be short, crazy, and completely self-absorbed
4. Of the currently existing Borderlands, which would you most enjoy being a citizen of?
Kandor, probably. All the merchants and stuff, probably fit right in lol
5. Of the historic nations (the 10 nations or any of the other fallen nations), which would you be from?
Tar Valon or Falme (i.e., none of the above); but I guess if I HAD to... probably Illian.
6. If you had to be from Tear or Illian, which would you be from?
Illian. The Tairens are insane when it comes to channeling and generally uptight about anything and everything. Illians are teh cool. How many times have we seen Illianer pirates and the like. Plus, their accent is out of control.
7. You are a man (just for this question) and have to marry a woman from WoT. Which nation would you go wife-hunting in?
OHHHHHHH man, I would kill myself because all the women in wot are bat5hit insane. But assuming I fail at suiciding, I'd probably go for a Taraboner woman. They seem the least crazy.
8. As a non-channeling woman, would you prefer to live in Tar Valon or Amadicia?
Tar Valon... why would anyone want to live in Amadicia? It's like wanting to live in Afghanistan under the Taliban.
9. Would you prefer to be from part of the globe unclaimed by any country (like the Caralain Grass) or from a part that's claimed, but never sees their monarch (the Two Rivers)?
Either would be alright I suppose, since effectively they are the same.
10. What is your theory on the origin of the Seafolk? Are they connected to dai'shain aiel from the AoL, or are they simply the descendants of the lucky people who were able to get to a boat during the Breaking?
To be completely honest, I think the Sea Folk are the second most uptight humans in the entire WoTverse. Which makes them, logically, distant relatives of the Aiel, the most uptight race of humans in the wotverse.
11. Why do you think Seanchan Ogier who serve in the Empress's Deathwatch Guards are called "Gardeners?"
Because gardening is what all the ballers do in their spare time and the Deathwatch Guard is, by definition, totally baller. (Yes, if you looked up Deathwatch Guard in a Randland dictionary, you would indeed find that to be the case.)
12. How many Malkieri do you expect to answer Nynaeve's call?
A nice round number, like a bajillion.
13. What do you think of the Andoran system of Royalty that determines fitness to rule by connection to one common ancestor?
Archaic. Primitive. Baseless. Totalitarian. Inefficient. Dumb.
That's it for now. 
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