Because Richard Simmons is all of that.
But we have our own fitness gurus 

is he as kooky as Richard Simmons?
CrazedWeasel
OCWIATJ Forever!
OCWIATJ Forever!
I love this show
08/10/2009 04:42:35 PM
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Pfft! Not a patch on the original
*NM*
08/10/2009 05:58:50 PM
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The small, skinny gay guy is scaring me a little
08/10/2009 07:39:13 PM
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You don't know Richard Simmons?
08/10/2009 07:43:59 PM
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Well, I know what he does
08/10/2009 07:49:16 PM
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