Anyone else catch last night's premiere? Great start to the season with bonkers Japanese gameshows, falling in mud and wild ducks proving once again that animals are just plain fun. And a pair of good eliminations as well. Eric was a dick and Garret was a stealth asshole (You think you know how to do it? Then why did you make her do it instead?! Buttwipe) Here's what I think of the other teams:

- I keep thinking of Sam and Dan as Sam and Dean. Stupid pop culture. Anyway, they're very fun. As are Cheyne, Ericka, the Globetrotters and the one who's Tina Fey with aging make-up.

- I keep thinking I should dislike the poker girls more than I do. They're sneaky and underhanded, but as long as they keep it in the race that's ok. I'm sensing a long relationship with Sam and Dean seeing as how they built it up so much alr... dammit!

- Pinky and the Brain. Heh.

- Are they seriously called Mika and Canaan? Anyway, shut up about God. He does not care if you win a million dollars.

- Lance is douchetastic.