"Yes! Well, I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you."


-Dr Sheldon Cooper

from The Big Bang Theory
submitted by KaitLynn



It makes me want to vomit every time I read it. I like BBT, but hearing lines like that is like running sandpaper over my brain.

KaitLynn... there will be a reckoning.