Anytime someone says 'Samsonite,' I think:
"Swimmy... swammy... Samsonite."

"You [insert crap]... and then do something to TOTALLY redeem yourself!"

"I'm gonna KILL you!"

"Man, that John Denver was full of s--t, man."

"We've got no food... no jobs... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

"What's the soup du jour?
>That's the soup of the day.
Mmmm. That sounds good - I'll have that."

Someone says something about odds, or one in a million, I think:
"So you're SAYIN' there's a chance!"