Anytime someone says 'Samsonite,' I think:
"Swimmy... swammy... Samsonite."

"You [insert crap]... and then do something to TOTALLY redeem yourself!"

"Oh, here. Have my extra gloves.
You had extra gloves?"

"I'm gonna KILL you!"

"Man, that John Denver was full of s--t."

"Kick his a-s, Seabass!"

"We've got no food... no jobs... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"