Back when The Gathering Storm was nearing release, I signed up at Tor.com (probably along with many of you former wotmaniacs), because somehow (I don't remember) that meant I would be able to read bits of TGS before publication. Was it a part of Chapter 1? Part of the Prologue? I think it was the former. Anyway, that's just background. Today's post is because ever since then, I have received very infrequent and seemingly random emails from Tor.com. The latest, arriving in my inbox earlier today, included a link to a blog hosted on Tor.com, in which a Lost fan named Jason Henniger posted an original poem...an ode to the many ways to die on Lost, motivated by his dislike for Season 6 newbie character Zoe (and I'm with him on that...a character that could have been very interesting, but is largely and disappointingly annoying).

I think this poem is hilarious, and wanted to share. I'm especially fond of Q, R, V, and X.

Enjoy.